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I plan to join the 'SNL' band as a maraca player and stand behind saxophonist Lenny Pickett. That way they will at least cut to me before commercial breaks. I'll be sure to look right into camera.

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell.

'SNL' is the first real job I've held for more than a month and a half.

I didn't realize how much people liked to bash SNL until I was on. I've always just liked it, and I've always watched it and been into it.

I always took pictures, but about five or six years ago, I started taking more behind the scenes at SNL, and now I have some 60,000 photos sitting on my laptop.

I can't relax. I'm not happy unless I'm working on stuff. 'SNL' is always a huge workload, as enjoyable as it is.

The hard part about SNL is, there's no real communication when you get there. It's not like people are mean to you, they just act like you're not there.

The good thing about 'SNL' is that it's the same people every week that you're working with, and we've all become so close and tight because we've worked together so long and so closely together.

I hated L.A. for a long time, and I wanted to leave it. I had these fantasies of going to 'SNL' and falling in love with some writer on 'SNL,' of getting married and living in New York.

My advice, Be healthy, reach your own goals and don't be afraid to impersonate a SNL star.

People know I'm smart. And people know that, whether it's SNL or Jimmy Kimmel, it's a trend to take the piss out of celebrity -- just as much of a trend as wearing a gray hoodie or driving a Prius.

I’ll never forget my very first [SNL] show. I had a card in my changing room from Kristen Wiig. It just had a heart on the inside, and she’d written “Have fun.” That always stayed with me.

You can track elections by who was playing that president on 'SNL' at that time. There's the theory that the more likable or charismatic impression would help get the president elected.

I steal props from SNL a great deal. Almost every sketch Im in, I try to grab something from it, so I have a storage space full of props.

When I left college, I was out of work for three years. I had this dream of being on 'SNL,' and that was all I could imagine.

I am always so happy to be at 'SNL.' I still feel like a kid when I'm there, like I can't believe I'm watching them make the show.

SNL was a dream come true for me. It was a fantastic year. I dont have any regrets.

'SNL' is probably one of the premiere outlets that a musician can perform on that isn't obviously a music outlet.

I'm a female in comedy, so of course I want there to be more women on 'SNL', and women of color.

When certain people hear "'SNL' comedy," rightfully so, you expect it to be a certain kind of goofiness.

I would love to stay at SNL forever. But you can't stay in the same place. People think you're a loser.

Seeing the energy of 'SNL' made me want to be a part of it. If that was a job, I thought, that was the job I wanted. That was my plan. Comedy.

I never wanted to be that person who leaves 'SNL' and nothing happens.

I had always wanted to be on SNL, it's not always great, but it's this leftover childhood dream.

I still have my old Nintendo 64 that works. And I hook it up, and I still play the original Goldeneye. Im that geek. I have an NBA Jam arcade machine in my office at SNL.

You don't just decide to destroy a person by making up stuff, and no one at 'SNL' is writing to go after someone.

When I first set out to ruin SNL, I didn't think anyone would notice, but I persevered because - like you trying to do a nine-piece jigsaw puzzle - it was a labour of love.

I really like John McCain. He's an awesome dude and was a lot of fun when he hosted "SNL." I'd love to see a McCain-Giuliani "rage" ticket.

I think 'SNL' was such a unique thing because it was material you created and you're very comfortable with it, even though the setting was pressure-packed.

You start at 'SNL' when you're young and hungry, but I don't want my pro years to be my 'SNL' years.

SNL is a home. You've got all of your brothers and sisters there, and it's a great time.

At 'SNL,' I wrote political stuff, but I never felt the show should have an axe to grind. But when I left in '95, I could let my own beliefs out.

It's definitely like being in some weird sorority. I'm friends with a lot of actresses, but my 'SNL' friends are my closest.

Obviously, SNL has a lot of viewers, but the potential for a movie is through the roof.

If I watch an episode of SNL, and there's one thing that I liked, then that's a good episode.

I used to stay up at night and sneak into the TV room, past my parents, who were asleep, to watch Saturday Night's 'Main Event.' That's how I started watching SNL. On accident.

Well, basically, when you get SNL, everyone wants to take a meeting, just in case you end up being good.

Frank Sebastiano is a real write. He has two Emmys, one from 'SNL' and the other from 'The Chris Rock Show' . The only award I have is an FM-mmy.

I'm more of a comedian. I wouldn't mind being on SNL (Saturday Night Live). I think that would be cool.

My first year on 'SNL', I made $90,000 dollars.

I have to give the SNL crew props - it cannot have been easy to work with me.

Obviously Mad TV, SNL are one kind of show, whereas The State belongs to the kind of show that is entirely conceived written and performed by a set group that existed before the TV show.

People are always nice, so I can't complain. My name used to be SNL! More and more, people call me by my name.

I didn't audition for 'SNL.' I sent in a tape to 'SNL' the year before I started writing there, but I got the job there through doing stand-up on Fallon.

In the year and a half I was on SNL, I never saw anybody ad lib anything. For a very good reason - the director cut according to the script. So, if you ad libbed, you'd be off mike and off camera.

In high school, my goal was to be a writer for SNL, then I got into the acting.

Tina Fey is part of a generation of women who have changed the face of comedy at 'Second City,' 'SNL,' in sitcoms and in film.

I am a fan of 'SNL' and a big Jimmy Fallon fan, too.

The show doesn’t go on because it’s ready it goes on because it’s 11:30.