Snoring Quotes

Snoring Quote of the day

We continue to make more money when snoring than when active.

To his amazement, he could already hear Henry snoring in the backseat. That guy could fall asleep on a car trip to the mailbox.

My wife says I'm making a noise like a stranded whale. I think I have a major snoring problem.

Why level downward to our dullest perception always, and praise that as common sense? The commonest sense is the sense of men asleep, which they express by snoring.

Snoring keeps the monsters away.

The nurse sleeps sweetly, hired to watch the sick, / whom, snoring, she disturbs.

Privacy is something I have come to respect. I think when I was younger I wanted to tell everybody everything, because I thought I was so damn interesting. Then I heard the snoring.

There ain't no way to find out why a snorer can't hear himself snore.

I may or may not have almost body slammed one of my bandmates for snoring.

They say I killed six or seven men for snoring. Well, it ain't true. I only killed one man for snoring.

Business men who are busy the whole day and immediately go to bed after supper, snoring like cows, are not likely to contribute anything to culture.

A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus.

I'd address his way of trying to discourage Ian later. After all, he could have come up with something other than saying I was a whiny, smelly, trumpet-snoring bad lay.

Father's snoring grows to sound increasingly like a vacuum cleaner in heat.

The stars were better company anyway. They were very beautiful, and they almost never snored.

I didn’t mean to snore in your ear, but I wanted to inhale all of what was wrapped up in the comforter with me.