Sock Quotes

Sock Quote of the day

I'll tell you one thing you can't do: you can't put your shoes on, then your socks on.

I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock.

August in Kansas City is hotter than two rats f**king in a sock.

I never changed anything, except my socks and my underwear. And I never did anything to glorify myself or improve my lot. I took what came and did the best I could with it.

We're like socks. You can put us through a rough wash once, but you'll never use us again.

Never run in the rain with your socks on.

You choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color.

She was Lo, plain Lo, in the morning, standing four feet ten in one sock. She was Lola in slacks. She was Dolly at school. She was Dolores on the dotted line. But in my arms she was always Lolita.

You know who likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

It was a good moment, the kind you would like to press between the pages of a book, or hide in your sock drawer, so you could touch it again.

Some socks are loners They can't live in pairs.

I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone.

When I was young I found out that the big toe always ends up making a hole in a sock. So I stopped wearing socks.

All I can tell them is pick a good one and sock it. I get back to the dugout and they ask me what it was I hit and I tell them I don't know except it looked good.

I like a colorful sock. I'm a sock man.

Confidence lets you pull anything off, even Tevas with socks.

I am working on a dress sock line of funky, colorful, cool designs.

The most painful household accident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.

Whether it’s chocolate or socks, the rule is the same; the darker the better.

No one wants to see a boring tube sock.

Bad Boys II has knocked everyone's socks off.

I didn't expect to see Kim, but I'm gonna be professional when I really just want to sock her in the face

Men greet each other with a sock on the arm, women with a hug, and the hug wears better in the long run.

The media is constantly redefining what luxury is. Luxury can be a dirty sock if dressed up in the right way.

I used to be teased for the way I wore my hair at school. I used to do things like wear a different-colored sock on each leg.

Knitting is very conducive to thought. It is nice to knit a while, put down the needles, write a while, then take up the sock again.

If you ain't got socks, you ain't got much. But if you got 'em, you might as well pull 'em up. It's a statement of self-sufficiency. We should all be more self-governed.

One fan asked me to sign their sock. That was crazy. They just took off their shoe and handed me their sock and asked if I'd sign it.

I always steal a pair of socks on every photo shoot I do. It's my thing.

I took benzedrine - I got clairvoyance. With benzedrine you can have a very wide view of the world, like you can decide the destiny of man and other pressing problems, such as which is the left sock?

I'm also a fan of ridiculously coloured and patterned socks.

I'm not doing contemporary songs unless something comes along that really knocks my socks off.

I haven't tucked a sock in my pants for three years.

Oakmont possesses all the charm of a sock to the head.

As usual, the sock yarns have no idea what is going on.

A government is not an old pair of socks that you throw away.

I have reached an age where if someone tells me to wear socks, I dont have to

The lads really ran their socks into the ground.

are you saying that the feeling of searching for a missing sock is like searching for love ?

I'm always going to do whatever I think is funniest. If something's dark, I'll do it. If it's a sock puppet, if it's a stool, I'll do it.

I was in the Chilli Peppers at the time and I asked myself, would I be able to wear a sock on my genitals at the age of forty and they proved me wrong because I guess they're still doing it.

The ground has on its clothes. The trees poke out of sheets and each branch wears the sock of God.

Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer! ... That's the story of Jesus.

I don't trust you with my shoe; I wouldn't trust you with an old pair of socks.

Jung Min’s palms are always sweating and he wears strange socks!

Your socks should match your tie

Edith Piaf knocked my socks off when I was 8, but I didn't know what she was singing about.

Every old sock meets an old shoe

I still have a Lydia Ko-signed golf ball in my sock drawer that I'll keep for a while.

They change scapegoats at the networks more regularly than some people change socks.