Squirrels Quotes

Squirrels Quote of the day

Never lose sight of an antelope for a dashing squirrel.

People look at me like I'm a little strange, when I go around talking to squirrels and rabbits and stuff. That's ok. That's just ok.

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!

To make a squirrel look less uptight, put tiny sunglasses on it.

I've started collecting taxidermy: I've got a red squirrel, called Steve. I made sure he came with certificates so we know he wasn't just killed for stuffing.

I squirrel away sealed greeting cards that people give me so I can open them later when I'm having a bad day.

The highway of life is filled with flat squirrels that couldn't make a decision.

Let me tell you, if you have never seen an agitated squirrel you have seen very little, nor have you heard much, because the sound of an angry squirrel is not to be forgotten.

I killed a squirrel once with a car. Twice with a tennis racket.

I like squirrels. Theyre so adventurous.

Lizards of every temper, style, and color dwell here, seemingly as happy and companionable as the birds and squirrels.

The idea is that there is a kind of memory in nature. Each kind of thing has a collective memory. So, take a squirrel living in New York now. That squirrel is being influenced by all past squirrels.

The first pleasant days of spring come out like a squirrel and go in again.

I just need green. I need to wake up and see grass and squirrels. I don't want to see skyscrapers.

Whenever he looks at me with those big brown eyes, I feel like giving him a nut,” she said. She even started calling the squirrels running around in the park Mr. Whitmans.

Squirrel brains make you smart.

Everything is made out of Magic, leaves and trees, flowers and birds, badgers and foxes and squirrels and people. So it must be all around us. In this garden-in all the places.

You can't keep a squirrel on the ground.

The squirrel that you kill in jest, dies in earnest.

Go on, try weasel, try squirrel; it tastes like chicken, it tastes just like chicken! If it tastes just like chicken, why don't you gimme some damn chicken?

Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self.

Science is a seagull, it knows the sky; it is a squirrel, it knows the forest; it is a mole, it knows the underground; it is a dolphin, it knows the ocean! Science is a multi-talented creature!

Squirrels are just rats with good publicity

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa.

It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect.

The steeples swam in amethyst, the news like squirrels swam.

When businesspeople take credit for creating jobs, it's a little like squirrels taking credit for creating evolution. In fact, it's the other way around.

Policemen, like red squirrels, must be protected.

Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn now and again.

When I was in college, we used to take a popcorn popper, because that was the only thing they would let us use in the dorm, and we would fry squirrels in a popcorn popper in the dorm room.

November is chill, frosted mornings with a silver sun rising behind the trees, red cardinals at the feeders, and squirrels running scallops along the tops of the gray stone walls.

Nature is our friend - trees, squirrels, grass, fields, meadows, oceans - without people. Hike. Walk. Stroll. Bike. Swim. Be in a still place and feel eternity. Have a great time. Just feel it.

I have never been able to entertain a God-idea which was not integrally related to the fact of chipmunks, squirrels, hippopotamuses, galaxies, and light years.

it annoys me a bit how people like squirrels but not rats. at the end of the day they're the same thing, except that squirrels have had a better upbringing.

Step aside? I step aside for nobeast, whether it be a hallowed hedgehog, an officious otter, a seasoned squirrel, a mutterin' mole or a befuddled badger!

The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.

The third guy was different. He was what you got when you ate squirrels for four generations. Smarter than a rat and tougher than a goat, and jumpier than either one.

I don't know if I have sexual magnetism or animal magnetism, though sometimes I'll find a squirrel stuck to my forehead.

Nature is what we see - the hill, the afternoon, squirrel, eclipse, the bumblebee. Nay, nature is heaven. Nature is what we hear...

Human language is lit with animal life: we play cats-cradle or have hare-brained ideas; we speak of badgering, or outfoxing someone; to squirrel something away and to ferret it out.

The only person who suffers, when you squirrel alway all that hate, is you.

that's as nutty as squirrel turds

Tricker the Squirrel is the best piece I ever wrote. It's intricate.

I gave away two dogs years ago because I felt guilty at not being able to give them the time and attention they deserved. I now regularly feed an army of squirrels and wild birds around our house.

Magnus's eyes gleamed. "He seems to like you. I saw him going for your hand out there like a squirrel diving for a peanut.

Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn sometimes.

Rarely does one see a squirrel tremble.

Well, it may be humorous to you, but it’s a very serious matter to the squirrels.

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. I love making the dumplings. I think I just like to roll out dough.

She's as nutty as squirrel poo.