Statistician Quotes
Statistician Quote of the day
It is commonly believed that anyone who tabulates numbers is a statistician. This is like believing that anyone who owns a scalpel is a surgeon.
The best thing about being a statistician is that you get to play in everyone's backyard.
To consult the statistician after an experiment is finished is often merely to ask him to conduct a post mortem examination. He can perhaps say what the experiment died of.
The statistician cannot excuse himself from the duty of getting his head clear on the principles of scientific inference, but equally no other thinking man can avoid a like obligation.
Data scientists are statisticians because being a statistician is awesome and anyone who does cool things with data is a statistician.
The statistician cannot evade the responsibility for understanding the process he applies or recommends.
The only useful function of a statistician is to make predictions, and thus to provide a basis for action.
