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You can stump any stoner with one question: What were we just talking about?

Jim Breuer

I'm a smoker, my name is Snoop Dogg, and I'm a stoner.

Snoop Dogg

Stoners Quotes: "Like a brain surgeon who drinks a martini when he's not on call, the successful kids in your school may smoke pot on occasion, but they are not stoners."

Like a brain surgeon who drinks a martini when he's not on call, the successful kids in your school may smoke pot on occasion, but they are not stoners.

Bill O'Reilly

Stoners Quotes: "I actually don't smoke weed, but I've played a lot of stoners - especially with Seth Rogen."

I actually don't smoke weed, but I've played a lot of stoners - especially with Seth Rogen.

James Franco

Stoners Quotes: "My coolest job was when I was 12 and I was a dishwasher at the Three Pigs Bar-B-Que for $2.50 an hour. All the fleabags and stoners worked there, so that’s where I wanted to be."

My coolest job was when I was 12 and I was a dishwasher at the Three Pigs Bar-B-Que for $2.50 an hour. All the fleabags and stoners worked there, so that’s where I wanted to be.

Jared Leto

Stoners Quotes: "Sketchy: I'm no stranger to stoner logic."

Sketchy: I'm no stranger to stoner logic.

Joss Whedon

Stoners Quotes: "Stoners are cute; junkies are sad."

Stoners are cute; junkies are sad.

Kevin Smith

Stoners Quotes: "Dude, this is a stoner conversation and we're not even high"

Dude, this is a stoner conversation and we're not even high

Libba Bray

Stoners Quotes: "The best book I read in 2007 was Stoner by John Williams. It’s perhaps the best book I’ve read in years."

The best book I read in 2007 was Stoner by John Williams. It’s perhaps the best book I’ve read in years.

Stephen Elliott