Stupidest Quotes

Stupidest Quote of the day

A lot of people think that if they learn to read music they are gonna lose their feel or their groove or something. It's the stupidest thing I have ever heard.

When I was little, I would always lie about the stupidest things. In kindergarten or first grade, I would tell people I had tigers living in my attic and a room full of gold.

Reason cannot establish values, and its belief that it can is the stupidest and most pernicious illusion.

The art of angling, the cruelest, the coldest and the stupidest of pretended sports.

Let's leave it all alone. I'm stupidest when I try to be funny.

I was being foolish. An atheist can't stand behind their assertion that God doesn't exist. The stupidest thing I ever could have done was to reject His Truth.

Only the stupidest calves choose their own butcher.

Why is it that the stupidest people are always the most good-natured?

Crooks aren't the worst people, just the stupidest. The fleas of the world.

It is only the very wisest and the very stupidest who never change.

To assess the intelligence of a committee, divide the IQ of its stupidest member by the number of members.

You really can't explain how you do the things you do. I can't, anyway. I love certain actors, but sometimes they say the stupidest things about technique. I don't want to say something stupid.

Falling for him would be like cliff diving. It would be either the most exhilarating thing that ever happened to me or the stupidest mistake I'd ever make.

In living in the world by his own will and skill, the stupidest peasant or tribesman is more competent than the most intelligent worker or technician or intellectual in a society of specialists.

I see couples fighting about the stupidest things. You just have to rise above everything.

A movie is never any better than the stupidest man connected with it.

Since I was the stupidest kid in my class, it never occurred to me to try and be perfect, so I've always been happy as a writer just to entertain myself. That's an easier place to start.

Even the stupidest cat seems to know more than any dog.

Congratulations. That was the stupidest thing I've ever seen. Ever.

One of the stupidest theories of Western life.

Crushes are wonderful-they make you feel like you're two years old, and you say the stupidest things.

I'm not going for the sixteenth chapel.

The stupidest thing she knew was for people to act like they knew all about the things they knew absolutely nothing about.

The stupidest person in the room might have the best idea.

All at once, I couldn’t figure out why I was methodically tossing a spherical object through a toroidal object. It seemed like the stupidest thing I could possibly be doing.

The human heart was undeniably the stupidest organ in the body.

There's been a thoughtfulness to everything I do. Even the stupidest things I do have some kind of point.

I think 'unbelievable' is an unbelievably stupid word.

The temptation was great to muster what force we could and put up a fight. It's the easiest way out, and the most satisfactory to self-respect--but, nearly invariably, the stupidest.

The difference between the smartest dog and the stupidest man - say a Tennessee Holy Roller - is really very small.

Infidelity, cheating is the easiest, stupidest, dumbest thing you can do.

War to me is the stupidest way of settling anything. The whole damn thing goes to pieces.

She gets to school late. Bashful gives her a tardy, and won't reconsider. Janie always hated Bashful. Stupidest. Dwarf. Ever.

[Heihei] is stupidest chicken on planet Earth and mascot.

Love is not the stupidest thing a man does, but it cannot be blamed on gravity.

The stupidest thing that a writer can do is write a memoir I think, unless it's right before you die -- maybe.

I am so tired of rearranging my life around what the stupidest people might do.

Some of the stupidest brilliant people who ever lived.

This is the stupidest plan I have ever in my career participated in," Xenophon said. "I love stupid plans," said Eugenides.

This is not to say that I wasn't completely repulsed. I mean, I wasn't exactly proud that my stepbrother was in there tongue wrestling with the second stupidest person in our class, after himself.

Even in this world of course it is the stupidest children who are most childish and the stupidest grown-ups who are most grown-up.

I say the stupidest stuff, all the time, off of Twitter, and so I think Twitter is good way for people to get to know the stupid side of me.

It's the stupidest thing of all time, going on tour. It deteriorates the soul, but it's fun.

As the stupidest person in the room, I always had the most to gain.

Revenge was the emptiest of emotions. Apparently it motivated people to do the stupidest things as well.

You should be the stupidest person... if you kill somebody and you don't know what to do with her/his... body.