Stupidity Quotes

Murphy's golden rule: Whoever has the gold, makes the rules.

I called a company and asked to speak to Bob. The person who answered said, "Bob is on vacation. Would you like to hold?

Found a smoldering cigarette left by a horse.

I giggled out loud at his stupidity. If anyone knew how to make a bed, it was a faggot.

I am proof that Einstein's "e equals m c squared" is wrong. My mass has increased, but my energy has dropped.

I have sought you out to cure me.' 'To cure you of what?' 'Of this cursed affliction.' 'I cannot cure stupidity.' Scapegrace frowned.

An all encompassing uncertainty on the part of any person is either a sign of utter stupidity or extreme intelligence. Only the not so dumb, or the not so smart, are ever certain about anything.

We believe only what we see. So, with television, we believe everything.

People get a kick out of my stupidity.

General George Patton, General Douglas MacArthur are spinning in their grave at the stupidity of what we're doing in the Middle East.

I deplore the death and destruction she [Hillary Clinton] caused-stupidity.

Bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend sends you reeling in a search for new adjectives to describe stupidity and thoughtlessness?

I hated the idleness, the stupidity, the respectability, the petty unselfishness.

There are two infinities: God and stupidity.

The stupidity of one brain multiplied by twelve.

I like to say I don't have a fear of heights. I have a fear of human error. I'm very concerned about stupidity.

Anybody who is stupid enough often stumbles on an effect that could never be thought up by the most brilliant. I suspect that there is a thing which you might call the genius of stupidity.

Hey, does my stupidity give you the right to bruise a tender heart?" "Yeah, yeah. I'm bruising a heart made of Play-Doh.

Though we do not have many poets, we certainly have more than we deserve, for we deserve none at all. It is ourselves that we are hurting by our stupidity and ignorance of poetry.

Rush, that most exciting perversion of life, the necessity of accomplishing something in less time than should be truly allowed for its doing.

There's nothing like fishing to pass the time and to incline toward a sort of magnificent stupidity in which nothing matters but tackle, bait, sunlight and the strike.

If you want to avoid seeing an idiot, break the mirror.

Only by himself, with one acre and a house, will a dunce be a dunce. Once he manages to gain power, he'll turn into a scoundrel.

Tantric Buddhists don't believe in sin. Stupidity, yes, meaning we make ourselves or others suffer.

The bite of conscience, like the bite of a dog into a stone, is a stupidity.

Many brief follies--that is what you call love. And your marriage puts an end to many brief follies, with a single long stupidity.

It takes certain kind of naiveté, or perhaps just stupidity, to know things will end and still hope otherwise.

The British are apt to make merits of their stupidities, and to represent their various incapacities as points of good breeding.

What is wrong with the prosaic Englishman is what is wrong with the prosaic men of all countries: stupidity.

If you deliver an opinion at all, it is mere stupidity not to do it with an air of conviction and well-founded knowledge. You make it your own in uttering it, and naturally get fond of it.

We are all of us born in moral stupidity, taking the world as an udder to feed our supreme selves

To most mortals there is a stupidity which is unendurable and a stupidity which is altogether acceptable - else, indeed, what would become of social bonds?

To have created a Welfare State was a great achievement; but we must go on to create a Welfare Planet.

What is to be expected of them is not treachery, or physcial cowardice, but stupidity, unconscious sabotage, an infallible instinct for doing the wrong thing.

In the film industry, all the money is focused on television and the stupidity of American cinema.

Pain is beyond reason, an obliterating giant stupidity to which all your history of jokes and nuance and ideas and caresses is nothing, simply nothing.

The fool is often oblivious of his own gaucherie.

Firmness in decision is often merely a form of stupidity. It indicates an inability to think the same thing out twice.

As if there were safety in stupidity alone

Stupidity assumes two forms, it speaks or is silent. Mute stupidity is bearable.

Let nothing dupe you! Such is the horrible maxim that acts as a solvent upon every noble feeling man experiences.

I can't take it seriously when people get excited and scream that religion is in danger, and similar stupidities.

She's quite intelligent, in my stupidity.

Sometimes when someone says something stupid, my friends and I just read the reviews out loud and collapse with laughter at the stupidity of it all.

There's a difference between bravery and rash stupidity.

He certainly is very agreeable, and I give you leave to like him. You have liked many a stupider person.

Stupidity is always astounding, no matter how often one encounters it.

You can't legislate against stupidity, but we try to do it all the time.

Humans fear reason, but they ought to fear stupidity- for reason can be hard, but stupidity can be fatal.

I would argue that stupidity is born out of bad reading, bad teaching and bad thinking!