Stupidity Quotes
The Internet is the aggregate of human derpitude.Listening to the Internet without being confident you've found a well-curated garden relative to the area of concern is a bad idea.
Innocence is the beginning of ignorance. Experience is the end of stupidity.
You can't always expect people to apply your wisdom when they didn't use wisdom before they found themselves knee deep in their version of justice.
If there were a master of stupidity in this world, I would really love to listen to his success story.
Caius was one of those who gloried in his ignorance, called his lack of letters purity, scorned any subtlety of thought or expression. A man for his time, indeed.
Don't, but if at all, then, lie to the whole damn world - never to your own damn, silly stupid self.
I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for.
What the hell am I doing...? Escape holding myself as a hostage...? I won't be able to make it like that...
Colon thought Carrot was simple. Carrot often struck people as simple. And he was.Where people went wrong was thinking that simple meant the same thing as stupid.
What a strange creature is a laughing fool, As if a man were created to no useBut only to show his teeth.
Sometimes, I think how stupid I was yesterday. Then I look at people who still are, even today!
Give me a book and I may change the world, give me a weapon and there will be no world to change.
CUSTOMER: I don’t know why she wants it, but my wife asked for a copy of The Dinosaur Cookbook.BOOKSELLER: The Dinah Shore Cookbook?
Can't you see that I'm only advising you to beg yourself not to be so dumb?
Heaven doesn't only teach humans about virtue and divinity.It also shows us about politics and corruption
A little stupid is like a little forest fire. If you happen upon some stupid, please stomp it out before it spreads.
The only people that can't handle the truth are those that suffer so much anxiety that they will live in denial, in order to prevent their illusion from being destroyed and feeling more anxiety.
The greatest ugliness in the world is seeing so beautiful a creature spoil themselves on stupidity.
God invites. We decline. And because of that single foolhardy decision we spend the rest of our lives ‘declining’.
The tragedy about history - personally and globally - is that while we may learn it we rarely learn from it.
It was an accident that has endowed man with intelligence. He has made use of it: he invented stupidity.
A narrow hallway is all that separates rational from irrational, creativity from insanity, and intelligence from stupidity.
The great reward given to intelligent people is that they can invent all the rules and equate any dissent with stupidity.
IQ's are a combination of eyes, and queues. Would you wait in line to see my goat show? Of course you wouldn't, because the line is invisible.
People believe unbelievable things because it's self-flattering to think that you are intellectually daring enough to accept what others find preposterous.
THE GAP: Closed-Mindedness can create it, Narrow-Mindedness can widen it, Open-Mindedness can close it, Like-Mindedness… Will Bridge It!
Angels are good not simply because they see bad as bad, but also because they see bad as corny.
Like a lot of stupid people, it took a great deal to get an idea into the king's head, but once there, there was no shifting it.
Intelligence and stupidity have equal chance of taking a man to divinity! The blind nature has no such distinctions.
When your madness is creative and necessary, people will not notice the fact that you are crazy.
To forget is to render the pages of history as entirely blank, and the lessons of history as never taught.
Stupid Wars are easy to start but hard to end.
The biggest threat against the survival of humanity is not brutality and unkindness, it is stupidity and selfishness.
Stupidity is to have amnesia over your own faults when the person you hate makes theirs.
Why is it a man can never seem to buckle down and train himself to indolence and stupidity when he can see what sanctuary they offer from toil and pain?
Staying for your children is noble. However, staying with someone that teaches your children that "selective" evilness is okay is mental illness.
I guess it really had been brave . . . because it was so bugger-all stupid, and if there was one thing I'd come to realize, ti was that bravery and bugger-all stupidity went hand in hand.
You jealous souls are primeval without a doubt, Teach yourself to eat better instead of trying to eat one's heart out.