Tanning Quotes

Tanning Quote of the day

I don't go tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning. McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning. Because he's pale and would probably want to be tan.

Tanning is tricky, because a lot of people just look orange.

I love the sun but don't have the time to get a good tan and keep it year-round, so I am a huge fan of tanning products.

Sometimes I've sat outside, not to tan, but as a result of that I ended up tanning slightly.

I use fake tan myself with a self tanning spray.

Surfing is not my strong point. And... I don't really have a tan. I go to the tanning place, the one that sprays you with color.

In a thousand years, archeologists will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment.

I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's representing, family, friends, tanning, gel, everything.

People go tanning because they like to feel tan. You feel more sexy when you're tan and I don't understand why you would tax on that, because you're making yourself feel more happy about yourself.

I took part in the sun-tanning Olympics – I just got bronze.

The healthcare reform bill now includes a tanning booth tax of 10 percent. You know what this means? This whole thing could be funded by the cast of 'Jersey Shore.'

I'll quit tanning when the satchel handle grows out of my back.

I'm not a tanning bed person at all, but I'll get a spray tan

Because tanning and steroids are only a problem if you plan to live a long time.

Unfortunately, my army consists of one unreliable criminal, one girl with a disability, and one incredibly foolish young vampire with a tanning issue. I am not confident.

I just went to work for a vampire, was scared by a spider, and got knocked down by a tanning bomb. And that’s just my day, not my week.

I'm pretty pale. In high school I was insecure and thought it'd be cool to go to a tanning bed. Now I just let it look the way it looks.

When the tidal waves wildly behavingMy bare feet on the shore busy savingThe calm warmth leaking out of the sandTo let my heart feel peacefully tanned!