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Tequila Quotes: "Tequila. Straight. There's a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won't go down. Then you know you've reached your limit."

Tequila. Straight. There's a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won't go down. Then you know you've reached your limit.



Tequila Quotes: "I've been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it's never been about drinking to get drunk. I don't do that. I never drink tequila during the day, and I don't drive at night."

I've been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it's never been about drinking to get drunk. I don't do that. I never drink tequila during the day, and I don't drive at night.




Tequila Quotes: "When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt."

When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.



Tequila Quotes: "O tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate"

O tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate




Tequila Quotes: "We should all believe in something, and I believe it's time for another shot of tequila."

We should all believe in something, and I believe it's time for another shot of tequila.



Tequila Quotes: "Take life with a pinch of salt A shot of tequila and a wedge of lime Do nothing at all But take your time"

Take life with a pinch of salt A shot of tequila and a wedge of lime Do nothing at all But take your time



Tequila Quotes: "It was too much Tequila, or not quite enough."

It was too much Tequila, or not quite enough.




Tequila Quotes: "And no one drank just one shot of tequila."

And no one drank just one shot of tequila.



Tequila Quotes: "I believe - to the best of my recollection, anyway - that I soon made the classic error of moving from margaritas to actual shots of straight tequila. It does make it easier to meet new people."

I believe - to the best of my recollection, anyway - that I soon made the classic error of moving from margaritas to actual shots of straight tequila. It does make it easier to meet new people.



Tequila Quotes: "Drinking tequila is more about the journey than the destination"

Drinking tequila is more about the journey than the destination



Tequila Quotes: "When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party."

When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party.



Tequila Quotes: "At least you don’t need a prescription for tequila."

At least you don’t need a prescription for tequila.




Tequila Quotes: "Got no place to go, but there's a girl waitin' for me down in Mexico. She got a bottle of tequila, a bottle of gin, and if I bring a little music, I could fit right in."

Got no place to go, but there's a girl waitin' for me down in Mexico. She got a bottle of tequila, a bottle of gin, and if I bring a little music, I could fit right in.



Tequila Quotes: "I used to drink beer and smoke pot before I played. Now I drink tequila and smoke pot. So it's a little different"

I used to drink beer and smoke pot before I played. Now I drink tequila and smoke pot. So it's a little different



Tequila Quotes: "Tequila is my salmon."

Tequila is my salmon.



Tequila Quotes: "Lust tastes like tequila and love tastes like whiskey. Love burns for longer and warms you up on the inside and sometimes it makes you do stupid things. Tequila makes you wasted."

Lust tastes like tequila and love tastes like whiskey. Love burns for longer and warms you up on the inside and sometimes it makes you do stupid things. Tequila makes you wasted.



Tequila Quotes: "Vodka eyeballing sounds great, but it's a slippery slope. Next, you'll be scotch nostriling, tequila nippling and, before you know it, Jager tainting."

Vodka eyeballing sounds great, but it's a slippery slope. Next, you'll be scotch nostriling, tequila nippling and, before you know it, Jager tainting.



Tequila Quotes: "Sublime is something you choke on after a shot of tequila."

Sublime is something you choke on after a shot of tequila.



Tequila Quotes: "I have been instrumental in banning bottled water on the set. It hasn't gone that well with the crew... so I replaced it with tequila."

I have been instrumental in banning bottled water on the set. It hasn't gone that well with the crew... so I replaced it with tequila.



Tequila Quotes: "If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to tequila, I’m adjacent to cocaine."

If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to tequila, I’m adjacent to cocaine.



Tequila Quotes: "Tequila? It's not even a drink. It's a way for having the cops around without using a phone."

Tequila? It's not even a drink. It's a way for having the cops around without using a phone.



Tequila Quotes: "Dennis Hutch had stepped up into the top seat when its founder had died of a lethal overdose of brick wall, taken while under the influence of a Ferrari and a bottle of tequila."

Dennis Hutch had stepped up into the top seat when its founder had died of a lethal overdose of brick wall, taken while under the influence of a Ferrari and a bottle of tequila.



Tequila Quotes: "Hey, ah, does anyone want a cookie or something? Oh yeah. A cookie. That would make everything better. Dunked in a shot of tequila , maybe? Or better yet, just the bottle? Yeah, that ought to do it."

Hey, ah, does anyone want a cookie or something? Oh yeah. A cookie. That would make everything better. Dunked in a shot of tequila , maybe? Or better yet, just the bottle? Yeah, that ought to do it.



Tequila Quotes: "This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I'll put some salt on my hand like I'm taking a tequila shot and then take a bite of the sandwich."

This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I'll put some salt on my hand like I'm taking a tequila shot and then take a bite of the sandwich.



Tequila Quotes: "Pour me another tequila, I'm going to put on your red satin dress. You put on my clothes."

Pour me another tequila, I'm going to put on your red satin dress. You put on my clothes.



Tequila Quotes: "Tequila is like acid in a glass."

Tequila is like acid in a glass.



Tequila Quotes: "I don't want any dog to be put down."

I don't want any dog to be put down.



Tequila Quotes: "I just sit around at home, and I have nothing to do, so I am on the Internet all the time."

I just sit around at home, and I have nothing to do, so I am on the Internet all the time.



Tequila Quotes: "You just went up and started playing, the audience got into it, and it was just a great high experience. That's what I kind of invented with "Mas Tequila" in Cabo."

You just went up and started playing, the audience got into it, and it was just a great high experience. That's what I kind of invented with "Mas Tequila" in Cabo.



Tequila Quotes: "I usually have a drink before a carpet because I find them really nerve-racking. Usually a tequila. An upper!"

I usually have a drink before a carpet because I find them really nerve-racking. Usually a tequila. An upper!



Tequila Quotes: "At the millennium we partied like it was 1999. And then we had a 10 year bathtub tequila hangover, man. Just hugging the metaphorical toilet on a daily basis."

At the millennium we partied like it was 1999. And then we had a 10 year bathtub tequila hangover, man. Just hugging the metaphorical toilet on a daily basis.



Tequila Quotes: "They were back. The demons in all their glory. And they had a plan. I made plans sometimes, too, but they rarely involved world domination. Hot dogs on a grill, maybe. Tequila."

They were back. The demons in all their glory. And they had a plan. I made plans sometimes, too, but they rarely involved world domination. Hot dogs on a grill, maybe. Tequila.



Tequila Quotes: "Maybe she was drunk - the woman never could drink. One little sniff of tequila and she was off into some blonde la-la land."

Maybe she was drunk - the woman never could drink. One little sniff of tequila and she was off into some blonde la-la land.



Tequila Quotes: "The perfect recipe for a margarita is 2 ounces tequila, 2 ounces fresh lime juice, 1 ounce Cointreau, and a tiny splash of some kind of an agave or orange juice."

The perfect recipe for a margarita is 2 ounces tequila, 2 ounces fresh lime juice, 1 ounce Cointreau, and a tiny splash of some kind of an agave or orange juice.



Tequila Quotes: "There is a great independence, and a confident immunity to risk, in all drinks made out of cactus."

There is a great independence, and a confident immunity to risk, in all drinks made out of cactus.



Tequila Quotes: "There was something about Mikie that made me want to trust him. It might have been the Centanario Anejo."

There was something about Mikie that made me want to trust him. It might have been the Centanario Anejo.



Tequila Quotes: "Tequila makes me dream up things like dance battles."

Tequila makes me dream up things like dance battles.



Tequila Quotes: "Stop trying to make everyone happy. You're not tequila."

Stop trying to make everyone happy. You're not tequila.