Testicles Quotes

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Berlin is the testicles of the West, every time I want the West to scream, I squeeze on Berlin.

I hang onto my prejudices, they are the testicles of my mind.

A writer who presents men and women as creatures truncated below the waist is exposed as one who goes about without his trousers saying, 'see, I have had my testicles removed.

A three-year old was examining his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom,' he asked,'are these my brains?' 'Not yet.' she replied.

If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.

Most directors make films with their eyes; I make films with my testicles.

The composition of a tragedy requires testicles.

Touch her, and I'll freeze your testicles off and put them in a jar. Understand?

I would rather eat my own testicles than reform The Smiths, and that's saying something for a vegetarian.

If you lay a hand on me I'll ram your testicles so far up inside your abdomen it'll take a heart surgeon to get them out.

I've always felt that the placement of a man's testicles is an eloquent argument against intelligent design.

If its got tires or testicles it's going to give you trouble

My lawyers will fricassee your testicles for breakfast. And if you dare board my plane without a warrant, your spleen will follow.

A pox on both his testicles! (Esperetta)

The Democrats are the people who willingly allow their testicles in a lockbox somewhere.

In southern Spain, they made me eat a bull's testicles. They were really garlicky, which I don't like. I prefer to take a bull by the horns, not by, um...

One really understands testicles after reading 'The Family Jewels,' and one is gratified.

What in the name of Zeus's testicles?

I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to experience waking up everyday as me. And only then will you feel my pain.

Boris [Johnson] and Dave [Cameron] gnawed each other's testicles [during the Tory civil war which blighted the EU referendum].

You'd really spend about a hundred dollars for fake testicles for your cat? I'm not sure I'd spend that for fake testicles for myself.

Constructing passive sentences is a way of concealing your own testicles.

It would be a miracle to solve this case. Luckily, I believed in miracles. No, wait, that was testicles. I believed in testicles.