The Absurd Quotes
As a filmmaker, I get compared to people who have no clue how to do anything, but because of some Internet writing, it looks like they would actually be better filmmakers. I think this is absurd.
Yeah I live of my music. Why does everyone ask me that? Is my music that absurd that nobody could possibly be buying it?
Anger may be foolish and absurd, and one may be wrongly irritated, but a man never feels outraged unless in some respect he is fundamentally right.
The 'harmonious world' theory .. will help dispel doubts in the international community about China's continued development and refute the absurd 'China threat theory'.
what primitive tastes the ancients must have had if their poets were inspired by those absurd, untidy clumps of mist, idiotically jostling one another about
I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.
I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic.
My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around.
My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored.
No! Please! I'll tell you whatever you want to know!" the man yelled. "Really?" said Vimes. "What's the orbital velocity of the moon?""What?""Oh, you'd like something simpler?
Some stories have to be written because no one would believe the absurdity of it all.
God is the supreme uncreated light of which Wisdom is born, but there was never a time when God's Wisdom did not exist.
If there’s one thing that’s irrefutably absurd, it’s believing that we can separate intelligence from wisdom and still have it be intelligence.
It's easy for common people to say what they think about the government. No one listens to them.
How unbearable, for women, is the tenderness which a man can give them without love. For men, how bittersweet this is.
When your heart starts to feel full again. I love FREE refills, and if a restaurant tries to double charge me, I refuse to write a love poem on their Yelp page.-Karen Quan and Jarod Kintz
The only way I’d ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard
It's not hard to fail...it's hard to accept you failed...but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing
Be nice to people on your way up, because you'll land on them on your way down
The misery and greatness of this world: it offers no truths, but only objects for love. Absurdity is king, but love saves us from it.
Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs
Manners without sincerity, is called polite society
If you see the light at the end of the tunnel, you’re lookingthrough binoculars the wrongway
An alibi is one alliterative consonant short of being a magic carpet
Word of advice for any young man that might want to take out Malia or Sasha Obama - Their father can order an assassination, don't piss him off.
To err is human, to accept full responsibility is to just run with it
If bliss are a type of potato, then ignorance can be french-fried
I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home.
Behind every successful man, is a Woman breathing through her mouth
If you take things the wrong way, be aware of which end is up