The Afterlife Quotes

You are dead- what am I speaking to?

We had enough quite enough snobbery in this world without exporting it to the hereafter.

At first it's pretty cool: the limitless fruit of knowledge hanging low in your path. Then you realize it's the only thing to eat around here.

I also don't believe that whatever come after life depends on my correctly reciting a list of my transgressions-that sounds too much like an Erudite afterlife to me, all accuracy and no feeling.

...We die, we turn, we are reborn as we deserve to be reborn, based on our doings in this world." Will looked down at his bitten nails. "I will probably be reborn as a slug that someone salts.

The afterlife is whatever a soul wishes or believes it to be.

We all waited on an afterlife. Only I planned to be alive for mine.

Let there be a heaven so that man may outlive his grasses.

I don't believe in an afterlife.

The afterlife I'm not so sure about. So, I don't understand why you'd want to hurt other people in thinking that you'll go on in the afterlife to have bliss. I just don't understand it.

There's already been some trouble for Osama bin Laden in the afterlife. There was a mix up and he was greeted by 72 vegans.

Life is cruel. Why should the afterlife be any different? I offer you a choice. Join my crew...and postpone the judgment. One hundred years before the mast. Will ye serve?

One of the reasons I write about religion is due to my own envy of people who truly feel the presence of god in their lives, good souls who believe devoutly in a supreme being and an afterlife.

In the afterlife you don't have to worry about looking for work.

Belief in God? An afterlife? I believe in rock: this apodictic rock beneath my feet.

I'm going to dance in all the galaxies.

Sometimes I think the resurrection of the body, unless much improved in construction, a mistake!

... the man in the violent situation reveals those qualities least dispensable in his personality, those qualities which are all he will have to take into eternity with him.

I had hoped to hear the President tonight tell the Congress and the American people exactly how he plans to tackle some of the important issues facing this country, unfortunately I did not.

Asked whether or not he believed in an afterlife, Thoreau quipped, "One world at a time."

We talk of the Turks, and abhor the cannibals; but may not some of them, go to heaven, before some of us?

I promise to love you forever in this life and wherever we go in the afterlife, because I know I can't go on in any life unless you're in it too.

I believe that no matter what happens, or where we go, or if there's an afterlife, that we'll always be connected. Not even death can make me forget you, or forget that I love you.

I'm not sure I believe in the whole 'ghost-afterlife' thing, but I think places are marked by people who have been there.

Can I ask you about Caroline Mathers?" "And you say there's no afterlife.

The U.S. Forces are winning in Iraq. It is to be hoped that they will win at home also.

What do babies dream of? She must be dreaming of the before-life, just as I dream of the afterlife.

I might accept immortality, if I had to do it. But I would prefer - if there is any afterlife - to know nothing whatever about Borges, about his experiences in this world.

What wise God would consign a man to Hell for ignorance, instead of teaching him better in the afterlife?

Housework hassles go on, are never resolved, and will probably extend into the afterlife ('Why am I the one who takes the clouds to the dry cleaners?').

I'm hoping there's an afterlife. As you get older, you hope even more fervently.

George Harrison's passing was really sad, but it does make the afterlife seem much more attractive.

Films were never in my budget. Didn't occur to me till much later. I hoped for a long, good life, which I've had and I'm having as an actor. I didn't expect the rest.

All the human beings I met were either sure that there would be no afterlife or else that they would get preferential treatment in the hereafter.

There is no "next" after you are dead and gone from your own world.

From adult diapers to bedpans? Move over, Elvis, I’m the afterlife of the party!

So you’re saying the afterlife is hard on the libido? FYI, that’s probably not a good bullet point for your recruiting brochure.

And if someone doesn’t believe in any afterlife?” I asked. Walt gave me a sad look. “Then that’s what they experience.

A very big part of the life of a photograph is the afterlife.

The most important philosophy I think is that even if it isn't true you must absolutely assume there is no afterlife.

God and the afterlife and all that is certainly a subject that's interested me, and I think it interests me more the older that I get.

I have mummy truths to tell Whereat the living mock, Though not for sober ear, For maybe all that hear Should laugh and weep an hour upon the clock.

After your death, you will be what you were before your birth.

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me.

All goes onward and outward, nothing collapses, And to die is different from what any one supposed, and luckier.

I didn't know who tobelievebutone thing I doknow: when a man islivingmany claim relationshipsthat are hardlysoand after he dies, well, then it's everybody'sparty.

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who, in times of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.

The strongest intimidation, by the way, is the invention of a hereafter with a hell everlasting.

To die, to sleep - To sleep, perchance to dream - ay, there's the rub, For in this sleep of death what dreams may come...

Faith is, by its very definition, belief without proof.