The Cheese Quotes

The Cheese Quote of the day

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

We all know the moon isn't made out of green cheese...but if it was made out of barbeque spare ribs would you eat it?

Jiu Jitsu is a mousetrap. The trap does not chase the mouse. But when the mouse grabs the cheese, the trap plays its role.

How can anyone govern a nation that has two hundred and forty-six different kinds of cheese?

I'm very loyal in a relationship. Any relationship. When I go out with my mom, I don't look at other moms and go, "I wonder what her macaroni and cheese tastes like."

They wanna know why, I'm so fly, a girl asked me for a ring and I put one around her whole eye I'm looking nothing like ya poppa, I wouldn't give a chick ten cents, to put cheese on a whopper.

I had rather live with cheese and garlic in a windmill.

Pasta with melted cheese is the one thing I could eat over and over again.

Blue cheese contains natural amphetamines. Why are students not informed about this?

My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.

Food history is as important as a baroque church. Governments should recognize cultural heritage and protect traditional foods. A cheese is as worthy of preserving as a sixteenth-century building.

Grilled cheese and tomato soup is the ultimate comfort meal.

The advantage of the cauliflower is that if all else fails, you can always cover it with melted cheese and eat it.

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

It's mostly Mars Bars and peanuts and cheese and you go to the fridge and there's Red Bull and Beer. It's not like people are holding me down and pouring beer in my face.

The early bird may get the worm, but its the second mouse that gets the cheese.

It's seldom you make a great picture. you have to milk the cow quite a lot to get plenty of milk to make a little cheese.

Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate.

Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.

A great deal of contemporary criticism reads to me like a man saying, 'Of course I do not like green cheese. I am very fond of brown sherry.

Oh madam, when you put bread and cheese, instead of burnt porridge, into these children's mouths, you may indeed feed their vile bodies, but you little think how you starve their immortal souls!

Dessert without cheese is like a beauty with only one eye

One time Robert Plant was set to check into the same room after I checked out, so I removed every light bulb and ordered up a bunch of stinky cheese and put it under the mattress.

Meat!" he said scornfully. "I'm a vegetarian." You eat cheese enchiladas and aluminum cans," I reminded him. Those are vegetables.

My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce, and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side.

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

Tacos." "Tacos?" I echoed. This seemed to amuse him. "Tomatoes, lettuce, cheese." "I know what a taco is!

I love macaroni and cheese. I could eat it every meal of the day.

If I had to give up cheese or chocolate, I'd give up chocolate in a heartbeat.

My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.

Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.

The only way cheese is dessert is when it's followed by the word cake.

Opening a family-style restaurant with comfort food like mac 'n' cheese, ribs and burgers has always been my dream.

Photography is like making cheese. It takes a hell of a lot of milk to make a small amount of cheese just like it takes a hell of a lot of photos to get a good one.

I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.

It's never too late to have a happy childhood, and age only matters if you're a cheese.

Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood. No one has ever gotten a religious experience out of removing burned-on cheese from the grill of the toaster oven.

I eat cheese and salami and a lot of fried chicken. I eat a big bag of oatmeal-raisin cookies every night and I don't gain weight. I still look OK as long as I'm dressed.

My dear Excellency! I have not gone to war to collect cheese and eggs, but for another purpose.

For less than the cost of a Big Mac, fries and a Coke, you can buy a loaf of fresh bread and some good cheese or roast beef, which you will enjoy much more.

To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living.

Cheese crumbs spread before a pair of copulating rats will distract the female but not the male.

We work on macro issues and macaroni and cheese issues. When women are in the halls of power, our national debate reflects the needs and dreams of American families.

The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.

If it's not too late, make it a cheese-burger

When I was 10 there wasnt trampolines and cartoon charaters, I never went to Chuck E Cheese! My mom said 'You wanna see a mouse pull the refrigerator Out!'

Age is of no importance unless you are a cheese.

I'm into grilled cheese. Grilled cheese makes me feel beautiful!

I've been craving peanut butter-and-mayonnaise fried cheese sandwiches.

Its diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next.