The Cruise Quotes

At some point in my career, I was thinking, "Why am I not a star? Why am I not Brad Pitt? Why am I not Tom Cruise?"

The guy [Tom Cruise] is a machine.

[ Tom Cruise] that kind of employee that's first to arrive, last to leave.

My official cruise ship band name is now A Band On Ship.

I like a lot of Tom Cruise's roles, he's this action hero.

I told Leonard, in the immortal words of Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible 2, 'I'm going on vacation. If I tell you where I'm going, then it won't be a vacation.'

You sounded like someone who should be singing on a cruise ship. Halfway through your song, I wished the ship was sinking.

Baby, let's cruise, let's flow, let's glide.

Odyssey Dawn? That's not a military operation. That's a Carnival Cruise ship.

I was a comedian in Russia, and I worked on the cruise ships there. I met a lot of Americans, and they were laughing even though I didn't speak their language.

I'm not rich as Bill Gates neither I'm famous as Tom Cruise, But trust me I am happier than all of them.

Oh, I don’t mean to infer that you’re not a great guy. I’m sure you’re the exception to the rule.