The Fool Quotes

Don't let that little pyramid with the bright eye fool you. That's to draw your attention away from the real thing: the big trapezoid beneath it.

A Every man has a king and a fool in him and the one you talk to reacts.

The misfortune of the wise is better than the prosperity of the fool.

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.

God knows what you've been doing, everything you've been doing. You may fool me, but you can't fool God!

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain - and most fools do.

Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk.

If one does not understand a person, one tends to regard him as a fool.

Sometimes we woke up and feel like a Guitar Master, sometimes we woke up and feel like a complete fool. but that's the fun part of learning guitar

You can fool some of the people some of the time -- and that's enough to make a decent living.

Only a man who has loved a woman of genius can appreciate what happiness there is in loving a fool.

Winston Churchill - fifty per cent genius, fifty per cent bloody fool.

A lot of good arguments are spoiled by some fool who knows what he is talking about.

There are three kinds of fools in this world, fools proper, educated fools and rich fools. The world persists because of the folly of these fools.

The fool who traveled is better off than the wise man who stayed home.

My manner of thinking, so you say, cannot be approved. Do you suppose I care? A poor fool indeed is he who adopts a manner of thinking for others!

Complexity is your enemy. Any fool can make something complicated. It is hard to keep things simple.

Any fool knows men and women think differently at times, but the biggest difference is this. Men forget, but never forgive; women forgive, but never forget.

Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me.

Fools die happy. The happy die young. The young die foolish.

A wise man sees failure as progress. A fool divorces his knowledge and misses the logic, And loses his soul in the process.

Educated fools; from uneducated schools.

Anyone who believes in magic is a fool.

There is only a finger's difference between a wise man and a fool.

A person is a fool to become a writer. His only compensation is absolute freedom.

The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.

The stock market is never obvious. It is designed to fool most of the people, most of the time.

The most difficult character in comedy is that of the fool, and he must be no simpleton that plays that part.

A wise man has dignity without pride; a fool has pride without dignity.

Busy old fool, unruly Sun, why dost thou thus through windows and through curtains call on us? Must to thy motions lovers seasons run?

Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.

I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.

I shall ask for brains instead of a heart; for a fool would not know what to do with a heart if he had one.

Fortunately I didn't get educated because if I'd got educated I'd be an educated fool now.

In the abundance of water - the fool is thirsty

As the adage goes, 'fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me'... It's time for patriots everywhere to rally together again and take back America.

PLATONIC, adj. Pertaining to the philosophy of Socrates. Platonic Love is a fool's name for the affection between a disability and a frost.

He who thinks himself wise, O heavens! is a great fool.

Any fool can turn a blind eye but who knows what the ostrich sees in the sand.

Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.

You can fool the eyes and minds of the audience, but you cannot fool their hearts.

Crying with the wise is better than laughing with the fool.

Any fool can write a novel but it takes real genius to sell it.

If I make a fool of myself, who cares? I'm not frightened by anyone's perception of me.

Fool that I was, upon my eagle's wings I bore this wren, till I was tired with soaring, and now he mounts above me.

A fool I am and I'll always be. They can change their minds, but they can't change me.

A fool contributes nothing worth hearing and takes offense at everything.

Where we have strong emotions, we're liable to fool ourselves.

People give ear to an upstart astrologer [Copernicus]...this fool wishes to reverse the entire science of astronomy

Some people thought we were presenting Archie as a false character. President Nixon thought we were making a fool out of a good man.