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The Hippopotamus Quotes: "There is an eagle in me that wants to soar, and there is a hippopotamus in me that wants to wallow in the mud."

There is an eagle in me that wants to soar, and there is a hippopotamus in me that wants to wallow in the mud.



The Hippopotamus Quotes: "Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus or just a really cool opotamus?"

Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus or just a really cool opotamus?




The Hippopotamus Quotes: "I shoot the Hippopotamus with bullets made of platinum, because if I use the leaden one his hide is sure to flatten em."

I shoot the Hippopotamus with bullets made of platinum, because if I use the leaden one his hide is sure to flatten em.



The Hippopotamus Quotes: "There is a famous Russian cartoon in which a hippopotamus, in the bush, points out a zebra to another hippopotamus: 'You see,' he says, 'now that’s formalism."

There is a famous Russian cartoon in which a hippopotamus, in the bush, points out a zebra to another hippopotamus: 'You see,' he says, 'now that’s formalism.




The Hippopotamus Quotes: "Once a month, a woman turns from a beautiful flower into an angry hippopotamus."

Once a month, a woman turns from a beautiful flower into an angry hippopotamus.



The Hippopotamus Quotes: "A man is born an artist as a hippopotamus is born a hippopotamus; and you can no more make yourself one than you can make yourself a giraffe."

A man is born an artist as a hippopotamus is born a hippopotamus; and you can no more make yourself one than you can make yourself a giraffe.



The Hippopotamus Quotes: "It looks like a miniature hippopotamus with badly-fitting panty hose all over."

It looks like a miniature hippopotamus with badly-fitting panty hose all over.




The Hippopotamus Quotes: "I have seen the hippopotamus, both asleep and awake; and I can assure you that, awake or asleep, he is the ugliest of the works of God."

I have seen the hippopotamus, both asleep and awake; and I can assure you that, awake or asleep, he is the ugliest of the works of God.



The Hippopotamus Quotes: "The hippopotamus is a vegetarian and looks like a wall. Lions who eat only red meat are sleek and slim. Are nutritionists on the wrong track?"

The hippopotamus is a vegetarian and looks like a wall. Lions who eat only red meat are sleek and slim. Are nutritionists on the wrong track?



The Hippopotamus Quotes: "When business accepts help from the government, it can be like going to bed with a hippopotamus. It's nice and warm for the moment, but then your bedmate rolls over and crushes you."

When business accepts help from the government, it can be like going to bed with a hippopotamus. It's nice and warm for the moment, but then your bedmate rolls over and crushes you.



The Hippopotamus Quotes: "Marriage! ... Why, it is like living in a thimble with a hippopotamus!"

Marriage! ... Why, it is like living in a thimble with a hippopotamus!



The Hippopotamus Quotes: "The hippopotamus looks monogamous- he looks as if he would have to be."

The hippopotamus looks monogamous- he looks as if he would have to be.




The Hippopotamus Quotes: "The hippopotamus's day Is passed in sleep; at night he hunts; God works in a mysterious way- The Church can sleep and feed at once."

The hippopotamus's day Is passed in sleep; at night he hunts; God works in a mysterious way- The Church can sleep and feed at once.



The Hippopotamus Quotes: "[his healing skills] ..lay in the ability to comfort, to comfort in the proper sense, to make strong, to fortify"

[his healing skills] ..lay in the ability to comfort, to comfort in the proper sense, to make strong, to fortify



The Hippopotamus Quotes: "Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?"

Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?