The Idiot Quotes

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The idiot who invented instant grits also thought of frozen fried chicken, and they ought to lock him up before he tries to freeze-dry collards.

What a terrible era in which idiots govern the blind.

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.

No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot

Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more; it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

Our band will never change , we will always be 5 singing idiots .

Anybody who doesn't have fear is an idiot. It's just that you must make the fear work for you. Hell when somebody shot at me, it made me madder than hell, and all I wanted to do was shoot back.

The sign of intelligence is that you are constantly wondering. Idiots are always dead sure about every damn thing they are doing in their life.

Las Vegas turns women into men and men into idiots.

Discovery is the privilege of the child: the child who has no fear of being once again wrong, of looking like an idiot, of not being serious, of not doing things like everyone else.

I'd rather argue against a hundred idiots, than have one agree with me.

Any man can make mistakes, but only an idiot persists in his error.

Come the millennium, month 12, In the home of greatest power, The village idiot will come forth To be acclaimed the leader.

I'm a very lucky person. I'm an idiot, and I've shoveled through life rather nicely so far, so I don't feel like I deserve good treatment.

The secret must be kept from all non-people. The mystery must be hidden from all idiots.

If I decide to be an idiot, then I'll be an idiot on my own accord.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

Ideology is the science of idiots.

It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury; signifying nothing.

The fight is no longer between the classes or between rich and poor but between the idiots and the eco-conscious.

If you interact with things in your life, everything is constantly changing. And if nothing changes, you're an idiot.

Driving fast on the track does not scare me. What scares me is when I drive on the highway I get passed by some idiot who thinks he is Fangio.

Don't let the idiots that like to bring you down, succeed in discouraging you. I let it get to me a while ago, and let me tell you, it feels SO good to come up under it!

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason.

Silverstream: You idiot!!! What are you doing in my territory??? Graystripe:...Drowning? Silverstream: Can't you do that in your own territory? Graystripe: Ah, but who would rescue me there?

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

Independent thinkers are usually geniuses or idiots and at times it's hard to tell which.

Anyone who has declared someone else to be an idiot, a bad apple, is annoyed when it turns out in the end that he isn't.

I'm not a bling-bling guy; I can't pull it off. I just look like an idiot.

Imagine, if you will, that I am an idiot. Then, imagine that I am also a Congressman. But, alas, I repeat myself.

I've known for a long time that they're a bunch of idiots.

To an old leader will be born an idiot heir, weak both in knowledge and in war.

You're an idealist, and I pity you as I would the village idiot.

Extremism is so easy. You've got your position, and that's it. It doesn't take much thought. And when you go far enough to the right you meet the same idiots coming around from the left.

Obviously, they're all a gang of idiots. But, you know... live and let live.

Choosing individual stocks without any idea of what you're looking for is like running through a dynamite factory with a burning match. You may live, but you're still an idiot.

The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots.

Solemnity is the shield of idiots

When I talk to idiots, I get loud!

Any idiot that wants to make a couple of thousand drawings for a hundred feet of film is welcome to join the club.

I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your boyfriend.

Any idiot can get an airplane off the ground, but an aviator earns his keep by bringing it back anytime, anywhere, under any circumstances that man and God can dream up.

On top of all that, look at this guy? I mean he's a idiot, he's 7 feet of pure idiot. You put his brain in a parakeet... zing! It'll fly backwards.

The Dilbert Principle: People are idiots.

I think I liked you better when you were a raging idiot.

Empathize with stupidity and you're halfway to thinking like an idiot.

Higher than the beasts, lower than the angels, stuck in our idiot Eden.

My name's Darren. I'm a musician, part time idiot. That's a full time job actually.

We thank God that our enemies are idiots.