The Idiot Quotes

Coming to the end of a long shot is brutal so when it's just me, if I mess up I can be like "Sorry. I'm an idiot. Let's go again".

I know generals who disagree with [Barack] Obama, but I don't think these people are idiots or been reduced to rubble.

There's Insanity on Both Sides of the Debate When You Argue with an Idiot.

He loved her because it was his nature to do so, but there were times when he could not endure her love for him. There were times when it became nothing but pure idiot mystery.

If you want to avoid seeing an idiot, break the mirror.

One is always willfully absurd.... If one does not say silly things with a purpose, then he is merely an idiot.

If you run into a monkey in some idiot context, automatically you've got a very real problem taking place in the photograph.

The troublesome ones in a family are usually either the wits or the idiots.

Very well. I shall try to think like an idiot.

By all men bond to Nothing, Being slaves without a lord, By one blind idiot world obeyed, Too blind to be abhorred.

Suppose, my dear Chadd, suppose it is we who are the idiots because we are not afraid of devils in the dark?

Thinking in isolation and with pride ends in being an idiot.

One knows one's madnesses, by and large. By and large the knowledge is vacuous. The notion of naming the beast to conquer it is the idiot optimism of psychotherapy.

I say on the air all time, "if you take what I say as gospel, you're an idiot."

I think the audience should take away that it's okay to be smart, it's okay to be funny and well-learned. You can be from academia and be funny; you don't have to be an idiot.

Anybody who doesn't think that Hong Kong has to depend on the PRC (China) must be the biggest idiot on earth because you are talking about getting access to a 1.3 billion people market.

We need an idiot middle ground, where we have to be honest and say, kids can be idiots and cops can be idiots.

Which idiot put the GOP convention the same time as 'Burning Man' in Nevada? Is there time to change this?

What is the function that a clergyman performs in the world? Answer: He gets his living by assuring idiots that he can save them from an imaginary hell.

When enough people agree on something, I'd be an idiot, if I didn't listen.

I'm paid to make an idiot out of myself. Why do you do it for free?

The idiot had shot their own dog. That’s what happened when the destructive potential of a man’s weapons exceeded his intelligence.

I have always felt comfortable tapping into my inner idiot.

Andrew hated to see her humiliated and pathetic like this; but he half hated her too for landing herself in it, when any idiot could have seen.

A fan is someone who, if you have made an idiot of yourself on the pitch, doesn't think you've done a permanent job.

It can provide horrendous weapons to idiots.

I’m going to be a happy idiot and struggle for the legal tender.

I smoked for many years like a total idiot.

You take a normal guy, give him a wife, give them time, and you've got AN IDIOT!

I enjoyed watching good-looking idiots looking at each other. A great spectator sport.

I don't have any jokes about my divorce or my ex-husband, who is a lovely person. It really is about how I was an idiot trying to push this guy to get married when I wasn't even sure if I wanted to.

They were snobs or idiots or both...yet she was inexplicably crushed by their coldness.

Everything is going to be fine.” I hate it when people say that, people who have absolutely no idea of what’s coming next. They turn you into an idiot for even asking.

If stocks are attractive and you don't buy, you don't just look like an idiot, you are an idiot.

If you go into acting to make money then you're an idiot. It's my hobby and the fact that I'm doing my hobby for a job is mental.

I don't think you can write an experience as you're having it without being an idiot.

I love playing idiots. I love very weird, confused women.

It always shocked me how you could understand so many things and be such a complete idiot about so many others.

Magicians are definitely more arrogant. They're kind of like "Abra Kadabra, you're an idiot," they don't let you in on the joke. Comedians, you're always in on the joke unless it's Andy Kaufman.

That's not to say that I'm a well-informed Catholic. I'm still in idiot.

I've been an idiot to think that real life could have a happy ending

It takes courage to look like an idiot possibly and fall and fail but that's what it takes to learn to succeed so you have to be willing to practice or rehearse to work your risk muscle.

Filled with her love, may I be rather grown Mad with much heart, than idiot with none.

Nature's lay idiot, I taught thee to love.

Idiots, Halt muttered. If we were here to cause trouble, we could simply ride them both down

Arm there," she said. "Other arm, idiot. Now hand there...okay, ready? We're going to start with your left foot. On three. One. Two... What the devil is he doing here?

People are such idiots. As if there's something wrong with being in love.

I don't want to date celebrities, I don't want to roll out of clubs absolutely steaming, make an idiot out of myself. I want to concentrate on my music career.

We’re all born idiots, and we only get over that condition as we get less young.

Unfortunately, I'm one of those idiots who knows everything about health and is in a constant state of alarm, and yet I continue to do everything I shouldn't do.