The Idiot Quotes

In real life, Josh [Gad] is a different kind of lovable idiot. In real life, he's a much filthier idiot. He has a dirty sense of humor.

Josh [Gad] does such an amazing job playing a lovable idiot. Not many people can do that, as convincingly as he can.

I thought Christians were walking idiots.

Did you know I have always suspected that men were idiots," Daphne ground out, "but I was never positive until today.

I watched the way they looked at each other. Any idiot could see they were in love, even if they were the only two idiots who couldn't.

Making the 'An Idiot Abroad' series, I was really dreading going to India; I thought I'd hate it. It was a nightmare, and I was really ill - just like everyone says.

When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in.

My mom wasn't, like, she was reading all these historical romance novels the majority of the time. She read a feminist book and then my dad would sit down and explain it to her like she was an idiot.

Build a company that idiots could run because eventually they will.

When you see someone trying to manoeuvre it round the school gates, you have to think, 'You are a complete idiot.'

This country's crazy in terms of fame and what people think it means. They expect a writer to be something between a Hollywood starlet and the village idiot.

Any other iron on you?” he asked impatiently. “Just my tongue stud.” His look was a mixture of curiosity and horror. “I’m kidding, you idiot. Let’s go.

They weren’t idiots, but I attracted trouble that just begged me to beat it into submission.

Only an idiot would doubt my return

I was an idiot when I was a kid.

Wake up, you idiots! Whatever made you think that money was so valuable?

Power calls to those who are hungry for power, and there are hungry idiots everywhere.

My boyfriend's an idiot," I say as soon as he lurches away."A cute idiot," Ally corrects me."That's like saying 'a cute mutant.' Doesn't exist.

I'm not an idiot: I know that I can sing and I know that I can act.

I'm not an idiot; I try not to look, but I see what people say about me on Facebook. I see other things written. But I don't care.

I claim that Mach people (and apparently FreeBSD) are incompetent idiots.

I’ve never had any objection to appearing depraved or villainous. But I draw the line at looking like a prize idiot.

A man who claims to be fearless is an idiot or a liar.

I don't want power. I just object to idiots having power over me.

I for one don't want to be ranked among idiots, felons, and minors any longer, for I am none of them.

God preserve me from idiots and men in love, which is the same thing.

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself.

There's an expression in Yiddish, which is "der gelernte naar" - a "learned fool." You can know a great deal, you can have a Ph.D., and you can still be a total idiot.

Whenever a copyright law is to be made or altered, then the idiots assemble.

Clearly," said Arthur,"you're an idiot- but you're our kind of idiot. Come on.

Love is not an option. It's the choice of an idiot who wants to end with nothing, robbed and abused and humiliated.

I have this idiot name tag which says 'controversial.'

The literary gift is a mere accident - is as often bestowed on idiots who have nothing to say worth hearing as it is denied to strenuous sages.

Only idiots die for an idea! Life is greater and infinitely more valuable than all the ideas!

So between you and me," I tell Justine on the phone that night, "we're either bitchy or stupid." "Oh God," she moans. "Everyone thinks I'm an idiot." "Thanks!

Froi heard Zabat's voice echo over and over again throughout the gorge. Wonderful. The gods had found a way of multiplying the idiot's voice.

Are you an idiot, or an idiot?' Gargarin hissed. 'The first one. I really resent being called the second.

We're so different. You're an intellectual. I'm an idiot." "Don't say that," I yelled. "You're not an idiot, you stupid idiot.

I don't like writing as an expert. I like writing as an amateur. I like writing as an idiot. It's much more fun to start in ignorance.

Drugs are for idiots. I'm never going to be that person.

Nobody cares if you're an idiot, as long as you're a useful one.

Now I'm a God, but tomorrow, when you have to stop me from playing with dead things again, you'll be right back to calling me an idiot, won't you?

She crushed it, telling herself she was going to add Big in front of her Idiot tattoo.

I cannot approve of your method of operation, you proceed like a bewildered idiot, taking not the least notice of my orders.

You may be an idiot but I don't think you're a fool.

Sometimes if something scares me, I lean right into it . I’m not a brave person— I’m more of a fearless idiot.

Ironically, he'd yet to leave a good impression. First he'd spilled soda on her, next she'd seen him almost involved in a riot, and then this morning she'd believed him to be either lazy or an idiot.

When you use sleep mask, no one's gonna recognize you. You're gonna look like an idiot, but it's so worth it.

Idiot. Which road do you take when you're running from something weaker than yourself? Or maybe you're the one looking for an excuse to back out.

There were too many idiot men in the world, to her way of thinking. And most of them ended up bumping up against stubborn women.