The Idiot Quotes

My father Time is weak and gray With waiting for a better day; See how idiot-like he stands, Fumbling with his palsied hands!

Any idiot can be complicated. It takes a genius to be simple.

I'm a vampire, idiot. I don't have x-ray vision." "Some supernatural monster you are, remind me to trade you in for a werewolf, bro. Probably be more useful right now.

You are not my high school crush, idiot.” “Great. I can die happy, then.

Perhaps it's not that I'm frigid-- it's that once I decide I like a guy, I turn into a raging idiot, unfit for public appearances.

How do you feel when I smile at you?" he asked - and then he did smile at her, just a little. Not like myself, Cath thought. "Like an idiot," she said softly. "And I never want it to stop.

I would be an idiot to say comedy is easy, but it does come naturally. It never feels forced.

We're all watching each other, so there's no chance for censorship. The main problem is the idiot TV. If you watch local news, your head will turn to mush.

I still feel like an immature idiot inside, but I look in the mirror and - as a friend of mine once said- this old guy keeps getting in the way.

Who is he?" "An idiot, said Adrian. "Makes me look like an upstanding member of society.

Teach you to try marrying me, you idiot!

I'd make a better U.S. president than George W. Bush. Bush is an idiot. I'm a better public speaker than him. It makes you wonder about the voters.

I've got this brilliant thing where I go, 'I'm Robbie Williams', and people are interested in what I want to say - which is amazing because I'm just an idiot from Stoke-on-Trent.

Poor, dear God. Playing Idiot's Delight. The game that never means anything, and never ends.

I'm glad the universe is pointless. It means if I get to the end of my life, the universe can't turn to me and go, 'What have you been doing, you idiot? That's not the point!

My son's an idiot. He sprained his ankle playing golf. He fell off the ballwasher.

Just because the person who criticizes you is an idiot doesn't make him wrong.

The man who says what he thinks is finished, and the man who thinks what he says is an idiot.

Many ordinary Americans make themselves feel better by saying what the famous daytime TV idiot says. But it leads to absolute calamity and disaster, as we are seeing.

You can't really dance properly to James Brown. If you dance to James Brown, you look like an idiot. There's a lot of jerking.

I think I've been called edgy - but in all honestly, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always the idiot.

There's a lot of us idiot actors that get tattoos and they cover them with makeup when you do a film.

Dazed, Nick nodded, then looked to Caleb. “I’m such an effing idiot.” “We knew that,” he said drily. “We definitely didn’t have to throw you into a coma for that little-known nugget.

You're not an idiot. You're just eccentric. (Selena) That's what they said about Mary Todd Lincoln. Until they locked her up. (Grace)

Everyone is an idiot," I stated. "Except me.

People who believe I'm an idiot don't hire me and they don't call.

You're thinking I'm a hopelessly romantic idiot. And you know what? You're right.

Boys turns girls into such idiots.

Why didn't I just walk away? Oh right, because I'm a idiot.

I'm very fast. I'm like Forest Gump, except ... I am not an idiot!

I think there's a little bit of idiot in everybody and I think some people cover it better than others but I think I am very much a guy who wears his heart on his sleeve.

TV programmes are so bad these days, even idiots are getting rid of their idiot boxes.

A girl doesn't need a guy in her life in order to act like a complete idiot. Certainly I, at least, never have.

I swear the sparrows called us ten kinds of idiot when we did it.

Dressing up, for me, is looking like an idiot.

How did Jefferson feel about the people of his day who were the equivalent of our modern day penecostals? You know, those revelation reveling tongue speaking idiots.

I love women. I actually prefer girls, as a parent, because they disappoint at a different age. They go through that, "Dad's an idiot," which lasted a little longer than I'd like.

There is no question that [Dan] Quayle is an uneducated idiot. But someone, somewhere cleverly realized that the best diversion from Bush is to put on a clown show.

Huh? Windows was designed to keep the idiots away from Unix so we could hack in peace. Let's not break that.

I'd rather talk to people who do things than complain about other people who do things. I say they're idiots.

Even in my dreams, I’m an idiot who knows he’s about to wake up to reality.

I suddenly realised, hey, I'm not a lazy idiot, I'm an idler! It's something to aspire to, it's part of the creative process! That's fantastic!

Han?” “Yeah, sweetie.” “How do you teach a man not to be a noble, long-suffering, self-sacrificing idiot?” “I don’t know, sweetie. Mostly I shoot them.” “I’ll consider that.

There are a lot of idiots on the Internet getting a lot of attention.

He doesn’t scowl, but his mouth is so tense that I know he’s angry with me. 'Don’t be an idiot,' he says. 'An idiot?' Is he talking about the blanket? 'You were lying.

Just because I was 30 doesn't mean I was grown. God, I was such an idiot. I was an absolute idiot at 30. And I grew up.

Idiots don't know they're idiots, which is unfortunate.

I always invest in companies an idiot could run, because one day one will.

I always say that in investing you want to buy stock in a company that has a business that's so good that an idiot can run it, because sooner or later one will. We have a country like that.

Sometimes it will be for more money than I've ever been offered before. I mean, am I an idiot again for not doing that?