The Idiot Quotes
If I'm going to follow a god, why would I want to follow a god of my creation? That would be an alcoholic idiot nitwit jerk god!
What sad, short lives humans live! Each life a short pamphlet written by an idiot! Tut-tut, and all that.
You are more likely to find three TVs inside a randomly selected house than you are to find a single book that is or was not read to pass an exam, to please God, or to be a better cook.
One of the most common and most dangerous misbeliefs is that it is impossible for someone to be stupid just because they are a doctor or a lawyer.
Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart.
When your madness is creative and necessary, people will not notice the fact that you are crazy.
There's no point in arguing with an idiot - save for exposing their stupidity in their own words.
Foolishness sleeps soundly, while knowledge turns with each thinking hour, longing for the dawn of answers.
Remember, the village idiot was the spiritual man who built the ark and saved his family. Keep being you and never give up marching to the beat of your own drum!
People usually will remember people most, for the stupid things they did, than the impressionable ones. This somehow strangely, makes them feel better.
What an idiot I'd been. What a spoilt brat. What a bloody fool.
Yes, failure is part of the mix, he says, but it is a means, not an end. If you fail repeatedly, and in the same manner, you're an idiot, not a genius.
These are the words of a fool: I am happy to be a fool, for i won't spend my time gazing at lines difficult to decipher, while my mates are drinking with glee.
I let out a sound that was definitely not a whimper. It was something far more manly, no matter what it sounded like.
My feelings towards it can only be paralleled by that of a doting parent towards an idiot child.
...if you stood at the other end of the universe seeking resolution you would just end up feeling like an idiot for trying.
The idiot is indeed the good man, but only because he doesn't know any better.
No one believes he is an idiot until the consequences of his actions prove it. Then hindsight rubs it in.
Your soulmate wasn't suppose to be perfect. You were meant to see the cracks in her soul and fill them with what you have and she was meant to see yours. Together you would be complete.
Don't delete it, don't are you an idiot???Yes or No??You have done it and now you must get the consequences, like it or not that's a lesson you must learn it.
Without a response, I just stand there like an idiot. Like she just slapped my brain out of my skull and I can’t think.
One idiot is one idiot. Two idiots are two idiots. Ten thousand idiots are a political party.
Which is when I decided I would never love anyone again because you just felt like an idiot when you put love out there and it didn't come back your way.