The Idiot Quotes

I look forward to the day when a mongolian idiot, treated biochemically, becomes a successful geneticist.

A straw enables you to drink without using your wrist. A straw is your friend - until you lose eye contact with the straw. Then it will betray you and make you look like an idiot.

Assume that your worldview is not borne by the public. More than that: Do not assume that those who think differently are idiots. Before you distrust them, question your own assumptions.

I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be built up on the supposition that every child is a kind of idiot who must be taught to think.

The artist, like the idiot or clown, sits on the edge of the world, and a push may send him over it.

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

It will take time to restore chaos

If the birth of a genius resembles that of an idiot, the end of a Havana Corona resembles that of a 5-cent cigar.

There is no one thoroughly despicable. We cannot descend much lower than an idiot; and an idiot has some advantages over a wise man.

If I put a value on my music, and no one's prepared to pay that, then more fool me, but the idea that the value is created by the consumer is an idiot plan; it can't work.

James - "Are you paying attention or just trying to make me look like an idoit?" Elizabeth - "Oh, I'm definately paying attention. If you look like an idiot it has nothing to do with me.

Rock stars are idiots. You know that! Remember this moron never went to music school, never learned music theory and can't read or write music. So why not be suspicious of everything this idiot says?

The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.

People in the computer industry use the term 'user,' which to them means 'idiot.'

A golf course outside a big town serves an excellent purpose in that it segregates, as though a concentration camp, all the idle and idiot well-to-do.

The Navy is a master plan designed by geniuses for execution by idiots. If you're not an idiot, but find yourself in the Navy, you can only operate well by pretending to be one.

You only get one life so you might as well make it a happy one, and that's why I tend to just jump into things. I'm sort of a fearless idiot that way.

What a relief it was to discover that I wasnt realy an idiot! I simply had a learning disability.

Moral indignation is a technique used to endow the idiot with dignity.

Is being an idiot like being high all the time?

It's very hard not to be condescending when you're explaining something to an idiot.

The ultimate trick is to convince, persuade. Every single person out there is an idiot, but collectively they're a genius.

I was studying the sky like I was an astronomer, except it was daytime and I didn't have a telescope, so I was just an idiot.

The last Bollywood movie I watched was 3 Idiots that featured Aamir Khan in it. It was impressive!

What do you take me for, an idiot?

A sort of melancholy, and regret, seizes us every time we meet a sophisticated, adulterated idiot. Oh the nice fools of yestertime! Genuine, natural. Like homemade bread.

The only really respectable Protestants are the fundamentalists. Unfortunately, they are also palpable idiots.

In these days, a man who says a thing cannot be done is quite apt to be interrupted by some idiot doing it.

You idiot!" She spat, flattening her ears. "What are you doing in my territory?" "Drowning?" Replied Graystripe.

I do an hour's yoga and go running every day. Then I see a picture of myself and I still look like a skinny, potbellied idiot - and I thought I had turned into this superhunk!

No one dressed by me ever looks like an idiot.

By dint of railing at idiots, one runs the risk of becoming an idiot oneself.

Let us be dreamers, thinkers, speculative philosophers, or as our spouses would have it: Idiots

I was a buffoon and an idiot until the age of forty

Everyone's brain works in a different way. I didn't feel smart in school; I just didn't get it. I thought I was an idiot. Until I got out.

Few of the great tragedies of history were created by the village idiot, and many by the village genius.

Sometimes the world seems like a big hole. You spend all your life shouting down it and all you hear are echoes of some idiot yelling nonsense down a hole.

The majority of pop stars are complete idiots in every respect.

I'm an idiot anyway, but sometimes you feel like an idiot times ten when you're stoned.

Acting is the perfect idiot's profession.

What if you went to Hell, and it was exactly what you thought it would be: just a cave with fire? And the devil really was this idiot in a red leotard with a pitchfork?

Any idiot, especially one who is prepared to die, who has a gun, can start shooting up people.

Serious and intense people, they drain you. But someone who's an idiot, like myself, they're fun. You either hate me or you love me.

She's an idiot. She's looking at life through a selfish, lusty haze.

How could they think Noel was hot? If this was REALLY Versailles, Noel SO would not be Louis XIV, he would be the French version of the village idiot

Any idiot can see something wrong. But can you see what is right?

I finally crashed. I drove like an idiot all day.

An honest man is all right even if he's an idiot...but a crook must have brains.

The worst kind of idiot is the one who doesn't think they're an idiot.

I played Winnie the Pooh in first grade. I was an early adopter of standing in front of people and looking like an idiot.