The Idiot Quotes

Indeed I had not much wit, yet I was not an idiot - my wit was according to my years.

I feel the producers really exploited my lack of talent at this time. I looked like an idiot up there. I want to be good, not something that people will laugh at.

Someday they may cure MS, that idiot thing. It gets in there and they can't get it out.

You know what? I was wrong. You are an idiot. My life happens to, on occasion, suck beyond the telling of it. Sometimes more than I can handle.

I've never been an idiot - I was a smart girl but I'd do stupid things like go around Asda and nick stuff because my friends told me to. I was a good girl as a teenager.

Every man is a mob, a chain gang of idiots.

It's wonderful to be hated by idiots.

I was going to be valedictorian in elementary school, but I got into too many fights, and they made me salutatorian. I was smart back in the day. Now I'm just an idiot.

And here I am, strapped into a tree, a stone's throw from the biggest idiot in the games.

My guys studied music from a young age and I did not so I think, like, adding the idiot to the table of very talented musicians gave us a unique rub.

Day 1 -- Still tired from the move. Day 2 -- Everybody talks to me like I'm an idiot.

One of the Great Rules of Economics According to John Green If you are rich, you have to be an idiot not to stay rich. And if you are poor, you have to be really smart to get rich.

I didn’t need you, you idiot. I picked you. And then you picked me back.

I used to be treated like an idiot, now I'm treated like an idiot savant.

Memory is not wisdom; idiots can by rote repeat volumes. Yet what is wisdom without memory?

But their determination to banish fools foundered ultimately in the installation of absolute idiots.

Any possible universe could be explained as the work of some sort of designer. Even a universe that is completely chaotic...could be supposed to have been designed by an idiot.

I think the terrorists are just idiots.

I just wanted to make sure that what I write is what appears on screen, to not have some idiot change it on its way to the screen.

If you are strong and fighting the weak, then if you kill your opponent then you are a scoundrel... if you let him kill you, then you are an idiot.

I have to accept my role. I will never kill myself like Vincent Van Gogh. Nor will I paint beautiful water lilies like Monet. I can't do that. I'm in the idiot role of being a kiddie book person.

Don't just stand there, idiot. Call a doctor, and then help me find a nose.

I like to take chances, and that's the key to comedy -- dancing like an idiot but doing it with wild abandon.

I turned down the lead role in Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps, because that idiot Oliver Stone didn't think the character should play the alto sax.

You're an idiot. You've screwed up every play we ever ran. You're too stupid to even remember the plays. We ought to get rid of you.

Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your teeth. You're an idiot babe, it's a wonder that you still know how to breathe.

I personally hold Blair more responsible for this war than I do George Bush. The reason is, Blair knows better, Blair is not an idiot. What is he doing hanging around this guy?

Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I'm the healthiest idiot in the world.

It takes a surprisingly large amount of intelligence to be a professional idiot.

You don't want to become one of those Hollywood idiots who is just blathering about anything

Now I know what it is like to feel like a total idiot.

She really did like me, the idiot.

Actually the best thing I did was to get thrown out by my wife. She's living with a fitness instructor. He drinks that yellow stuff in tins. He's an idiot.

Being dyslexic, I was told that I was an idiot all the time.

To call yourself a socialist in 2015 is to be an idiot. Socialism fails. Everywhere.

I tried to be all intellectual and erudite and with others I'd just swear and curse and be an idiot. And suddenly, when they're all in one space, I don't know who I am.

There are millions to be grabbed out here and your only competition is idiots. Don't let thisget around.

If ever I want to amuse myself with an idiot, I have not far to look for one. I laugh at myself.

Even the idiot may have a message for us

We're all idiots when we're young. We don't think we are, but we are. So we should be.

Said I, in scorn all burning hot,In rage and anger high,"You ignominious idiot,Those wings are made to fly!

The world's most sensible person and the biggest idiot both stay within us. The worst part is, you can't even tell who is who.

Congress consists of one-third, more or less, scoundrels; two-thirds, more or less, idiots; and three-thirds, more or less, poltroons.

Home life is a foreign environment for most guys. So it's natural to show them being idiots at home.

It was quite a shot in the head to do the album and then have it shot down by nonmusical idiots

Destroying something, any idiot can do. Creating needs intelligence.

Paradise is full of idiots who believe it exists

Now could you please ask these idiots to stop pointing their bullets at me? It's terribly wasteful.

I'll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel stuff.

I was an idiot in terms of career-building, but I had a great time.