The Idiot Quotes

Now could you please ask these idiots to stop pointing their bullets at me? It's terribly wasteful.

Destroying something, any idiot can do. Creating needs intelligence.

Studio people are idiots. Until they see someone else doing it and make a success of it, they don't open their minds. Most of them are idiots.

I was an idiot in terms of career-building, but I had a great time.

Love imperfectly. Be a love idiot. Let yourself forget any love ideal.

A man who is half an idiot, but who keeps a sharp lookout and acts prudently all his life, often enjoys the pleasure of triumphing over men of more imagination than he

You don't have to think exactly like me. When people go, "I don't agree with everything you say," you know what, if you agree with everything anyone says, you're an idiot.

Actually the best thing I did was to get thrown out by my wife. She's living with a fitness instructor. He drinks that yellow stuff in tins. He's an idiot.

Any possible universe could be explained as the work of some sort of designer. Even a universe that is completely chaotic...could be supposed to have been designed by an idiot.

Day 1 -- Still tired from the move. Day 2 -- Everybody talks to me like I'm an idiot.

And here I am, strapped into a tree, a stone's throw from the biggest idiot in the games.

Someday they may cure MS, that idiot thing. It gets in there and they can't get it out.

They say even death can't cure an idiot. -Ririn

You are holding a loaded gun, you idiot. Act like it.

You get what I call the natural progression, the three Is. The innovators, the imitators, and the idiots.

I feel the producers really exploited my lack of talent at this time. I looked like an idiot up there. I want to be good, not something that people will laugh at.

I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.

At war with savages and idiots. To be a Frenchman abroad is to be miserable; to be an American abroad is to make others miserable.

When the sage points at the moon, all that the idiot sees is the finger.

You certainly can't tell anything from the microscopic structure of the brain whether the person was an idiot or a genius.

Every time an idiot dies, your IQ goes down.

It came up after doing St. Jimmy on Broadway for American Idiot. I loved acting, and so I just kept my options open.

Believe it or not, I'm a bit clumsy with technology. It's probably why I'm so excited about the touchscreen - even an idiot can use it!

I see you are an idiot, whatever else you may be.

We are not joining the coalition of the idiots. We are joining the coalition of the wise.

Look," I whisper to Cat, "Shooting star! That's good luck." She rolls her eyes. "It's a plane, you idiot," she says, and when I look again I can see that she's right. Typical.

The biggest idiot you will meet in life will be the person that thinks they know it all.

I think if you use Twitter and social media as your main source of information you are an idiot, but I think most people who use it know better, so I kind of enjoy it.

This is an awesome time to be a knowledge seeker, no better time, but it's also the best time in history to be a complete idiot.

A lot of people voting for Pat Buchanan say they are doing so to send a message. Apparently that message is, 'Hey, look at me, I'm an idiot.'

Our word 'idiot' comes from the Greek name for the man who took no share in public matters.

America is a great place, speech is free and you're able to expose the fact that you're an idiot.

In your lifetime, at what point do you stop being an idiot? I'm 24. Enough is enough!

The man that isn't jolly after drinking is just a drivelling idiot, to my thinking.

The Greek word for idiot, literally translated, means one who does not participate in politics. That sums up my conviction on the subject.

To me, Romney is 'Our Idiot Brother', and Obama is 'The King's Speech'. You can spend all the money in the world. If you've got a bad product, it doesn't matter.

There are idiots in every crowd.

Think of your woods and orchards without birds! Of empty nests that cling to boughs and beams As in an idiot's brain remembered words Hang empty 'mid the cobwebs of his dreams!

In Leon's account of his life, no-one was mean-spirited, no-one schemed or lied or betrayed; everyone was celebrated at least in some degree... Leon turned out to be a spineless, grinning idiot.

Nobody can be happy. You could have moments of happiness, moments of joy. But life is very difficult. Unless you're a total idiot. Then you can be happy.

Don't let the idiots ruin your day.

There is luck in chess. My opponent was lucky that he was playing against an idiot.

Allow me to introduce myself. I am a traitor and an idiot. Also, my mother should have aborted me and left me in a dumpster, but since she didn't, I should 'off' myself.

There is a technical, literary term for those who mistake the opinions and beliefs of characters in a novel for those of the author. The term is 'idiot'.

There are idiots. Look around.

An honest man may really love a pretty girl, but only an idiot marries her merely because she is pretty.

I'd love to have a shitty job. I couldn't hold any down. Standup was the only thing I could stick with. I'm an idiot that way.

I used to think my father was an idiot, until I turned twenty-one... Then I thought he was a genus.

Any idiot can be brave, but courage is about knowing what's at stake, and moving forward anyway.

A stylist might say you look amazing in anything. Your family will always tell you if you look a complete idiot.