The Idiot Quotes

Yes, you are,” Chubs agreed. “But you’re our idiot, so be more careful next time.” “Cosigned,” Liam said, hooking his fingers over mine on top of the armrest.

The idiot greens the meadow with his eyes, The meadow creeps implacable and still; A dog barks, the hammock swings, he lies. One two three the cows bulge on the hill.

I looked at him like he was an idiot, but he didn’t notice. Or maybe he got it so often, he thought that was how people looked at him.

Fear has no brains; it is an idiot. The dismal witness that it bears and the cowardly counsel that it whispers are unrelated.

Are you afraid of falling, baby? No, I’m afraid of landing. [He’s laughing, and I’m smiling.] Stupid idiot smile, don’t you know what comes next?

A lot of movies treat kids like idiots.

There are so many things that you think will look cool but then you look like an idiot!

An ancient tradition declares that every idiot blunder we pass into law will sooner or later redound to Athens' profit.

What stupid f - king idiot gets married a second time if the first time didn't work out?

My kids hear me behind my door, giggling like an idiot, and they roll their eyes at the blatant indignity of it all.

Romantic Egoist What's better, an idiot who never tries... or an idiot who at least takes a shot?

You, your grandmother, the chairman----YOU'RE ALL ABUNCH OF FRIGGIN' IDIOTS!!!" ~Haruhi

I guess Smart Seth is glad, he said reluctantly. But be careful. Idiot Seth is the guy to watch out for.

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I'm really shy with my acting when it's off, because the camera gives me an excuse to be in character, whereas otherwise I would just feel like an idiot.

Now it looks like I'll be known as the musical comedy guy. Which is good news for me. Or I'll be known as the New Zealand idiot.

I think writing is a difficult thing and you need to suffer a little bit, even if it's just to sit there and think what an idiot you are and how anyone else could do this better than you can.

Obviously you have to make a profit to put out a newspaper. I'm not an idiot. But when the margins are in excess of 25 per cent you're talking about greed.

While Time, The endless idiot, runs screaming round the world.

I dont know," said Simon, "it doesn't sound so bad to me. I'd rather have someone mess around inside my head than chop it off." "Then you're a bigger idiot than you look.

You're an idiot." "I've never claimed to be otherwise.

Is that why you didn't call me? Because I'm an idiot?

We have no higher life that is really apart from other people. It is by imagining them that our personality is built up; to be without the power of imagining them is to be a low-grade idiot.

That a greater fool than Jane Eyre had never breathed the breath of life; that a more fantastic idiot had never surfeited herself on sweet lies, and swallowed poison as if it were nectar.

As a matter of fact I could beat you two with both my arms and my legs tied. I'll roll down this ramp and score myself a 7-10 idiot split!

He [Donald Trump] makes himself look like an idiot every single day.

I think only an idiot can be an atheist.

Only a complete moral idiot can believe for an instant that we are fighting against the wretched of the earth. We are fighting, as I said before, against the scum of the earth

Life is too short to fight every idiot along your way.

Any artist who goes to Las Vegas is an idiot as far as I am concerned. Whoever goes to Las Vegas can stay in Las Vegas.

Idiot people like Angel Delaporte who look for a supernatural reason for ordinary events, those people drive Misty nuts.

Men. <...> They're idiots. It's like they all take a vow of stupidity or something.

When there's an idiot driving crazily in front of you, that can wind the best of you up.

In the press this week, NBC has been calling me every name in the book. In fact, they think I'm such an idiot they now want me to run the network.

In a new videotape message, Texas Gov. Rick Perry urges his supporters to follow him on 'Tweeter.' After hearing about it, John McCain laughed and said, “What an idiot! It's 'The Tweeter.''

Wartihog put up his hand. "What happens if we can't read, sir?" "No boasting, Wartihog!" boomed Gobber. "Get some idiot to read it for you.

I was such a screwup when I got to the big leagues. I was a total idiot.

who would dare think that, forever? Some idiot girl who wouldn’t know how things played out.

I guess it could be seen as a form of rebellion, but (my dad) is pretty supportive. He's knows I'm just an idiot, so I think that softens it a little bit.

What are you doing?" "Looking for my fangs." "We don't grow fangs you idiot!

Writers are idiots with Underwoods.

I don't know that Donald Trump is anything more to Putin than what Lenin called a poleznye durak, a useful idiot.

I get emails from strangers every day asking for love advice, which is kind of counter-intuitive since I'm making a movie about what an idiot I am with relationships.

A good name for a gang would be The Uneducated Idiot Tough Guys.

I think Anderson Cooper is an opinionated, hypocritical idiot who should be an adult and keep his opinion to himself.

The problem with improv is that you're letting an idiot tell you what to do.

You entered a marathon with hills? You idiot.

Polite diseases make some idiots vain, Which, if unfortunately well, they feign.

Every once in a while I play a true idiot, and they're really fun to play.

I was reading everything under the sun from music history to feminist literature to Shakespeare, which is why I'm not a complete idiot at this time.