The Internet Quotes

Even before smart phones and the Internet, we had many ways to distract our selves. Now that's compounded by a factor of trillions.

I am not at all computer literate in real life. I haven't yet found a reason to be. Once I find a reason why I need to be on the Internet, then I will be.

Any outcome, any deal that doesn't preserve the freedom and openness of the Internet for consumers and entrepreneurs will be unacceptable.

Without the Internet I would have no fans and I wouldn't be in this business. I owe everything to the Internet and my fans.

Britney and I wore matching denim outfits [to the 2001 American Music Awards]. Yeah, another bad choice. I'd probably pay good money to get some of those pictures off the internet.

Al Gore invented the Internet.

Anyone with a internet connection and an idea can develop an audience

Like books, the Internet has saved my life. It helped me recognize that so many people I adore suffer from the same things I do.

What has happened to the good old-fashioned travel agent? I want to go to a really posh travel agent and have them organize everything for me. I don't want to do things on the Internet.

I don't like injustice. We're living in a time where, whether it's the Internet or tabloids, being sh-tty has become a sport. We're just grown-up bullies.

Everything you need to know about a customer has been written by them or about them. And it lives on the Internet. All you have to do is uncover it. And use it.

The only hope we have is the Internet. We must strive to keep it free.

I think the Internet is to MSM what TV was to yellow journalism.

If the Internet turns out not to be the future of computing, we're toast. But if it is, we're golden.

Your needs are big because the Internet is big.

Any time you are in the content creation business, you have to leverage that content in as many ways as possible. DVD is one valuable secondary growth channel for HBO. Maybe the Internet is next.

Even if the person doesn't know what the internet can do, we can bring it to them and show how it can make a difference in their lives.

I have three desks. One empty for paperwork, one for the internet and email, and one for the writing computer.

The Internet lets women use words, which is their natural tool. Little girls speak in more complex, grammatical sentences than little boys do, and women never lose that superiority in verbal ability.

On the internet nobody can hear you being subtle.

The use of the internet, the use of Twitter, the way protest movements developed...This is a different world.

To permit surveillance to take root on the Internet would mean subjecting virtually all forms of human interaction, planning, and even thought itself to comprehensive state examination.

I said to Ramona [my daughter] once ... you should never look yourself up on the Internet. It's something I've learned.

If the Internet can be described as a giant human consciousness, then viral marketing is the illusion of free will.

Everyone on the Internet is sad. Why else would they be on the Internet?

The Internet is the trailer park for the soul.

The Internet is really about highly specialized information, highly specialized targeting.

The Internet is fast becoming a cesspool where false information thrives.

Web services fits into the original vision of the ASP model in that there are these functions out on the Internet and you can just go out there and rent them.

I think there are too many smart people pursuing internet stuff, finance, and law. That is part of the reason why we haven't seen as much innovation.

Did people waste time before the internet existed?

I don't look on the Internet; it's a world of pain.

If you need to appear on an internet list to know whether you're someone's friend, you may have problems a computer can't solve.

The internet has done nothing but good for comedy all around. Comedians no longer have to rely on TV execs and club owners deciding if they are funny or not.

With the internet, things are so much more immediate. People taste-test things to see if they want to buy the CD

There is stupid. And then there is cyberstupid.

We live in an age of rapid mass media, television, Internet. They determine our tempo, not books.

There are other options out there, after all, like read a book, go on the Internet, rent a movie.

The rock sitting on the shelf has potential because it can fall - it's the same way with the Internet. It has this potential. It's not really doing it yet, but it's about to.

TV has lost a lot of its self-confidence as its power has been eroded by the internet.

When Bill Clinton assembled the top minds of the nation to discuss the economy in 1992, no one mentioned the Internet.

Parents have the ability to screen their children's Internet access at home.

The problem with the Internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate?

I think the internet and the web is just like a big consciousness of the planet, a big brain of the planet.

Before the Internet, if someone disappeared, it meant you should go looking for them. Now it means they got a life.

India's great economic boom, the arrival of the Internet and outsourcing, have broken the wall between provincial India and the world.

There is a lot of relief for daters who are serious about wanting to be in a relationship. This comes in the form of what appears to be dramatic changes like speed dating and Internet dating.

Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.

The Internet has become a tool to pick on people and ruin someone's life. I don't think parents realize what's going on.

For me, the Internet is the opposite of memory; the Internet is amnesia, it's about today and tomorrow is another day. Printed issues are about recording time, leaving a trace and making it relevant.