The Internet Quotes

(I'm not online.) I don’t have a fax. I don’t go in for any of that stuff. The typewriter is as far as I went.

Potentially, anyone writing on the Web can reach a global audience. In practice, hardly anyone ever does.

The Internet is complicated. Netiquette is simple. Be nice. NetworkEtiquette.net

Maxim 33:If you're leaving tracks, you're being followed.-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries

It’s easy to fall in love online with someone you’d slide away from on a bus stop bench. A little too damn easy.

Universe has it all for you, just ask.

In practice, the Internet functions more frequently as a hive of distraction, a simulated world through which most of us flit from one context to the next . . .

I love my haters, they rage and rage and all they do is spreading my word.

The 2 greatest equalizers in life: Education and the Internet.

But you know better than anyone how the Internet sees everything and nothing, all at the same time.

Social networking platforms drove man closer to those in neighboring continents, while driving him further apart from those in his neighborhood.

Thou shalt not tweet to be retweeted.

Thou shalt not unfollow someone, merely because they stopped following you.

Thou shalt not follow someone, merely because they are following you.

An open internet is an open platform for debating opposing views. It allows unpopular voices to be heard.

Thanks to the internet, you can provoke thoughts of those in mansions, from the uncomfortableness of your shack.

If you don't believe in hyperspace you become more and more false and irrelevant every day.

Thou shalt not think that thou be a leader, merely because thee be having more than 0 followers.

WOW DID I JUST SEE LIL B?THE MYTH ?? THE AMERICAN HERO AND LEGEND? WORLD WIDE LEGEND! I MEAN I DIDNT EVEN THINK HE WAS HUMAN

Everyone on the Internet is talking about television and everyone on television is talking about the Internet. The whole damn thing is a self-licking ice cream cone and you're blaming me?

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet.

Technology is cold, find a real hand to hold.

A few years ago a friend said that I use to hunt and fish and build houses and things but now my whole life revolved around my computer I replied "But my computer revolves around the world

One of the biggest changes in our society is the shift from prevention to reaction...

I remember a time where Trolls were a fictitious monster from fairy tales, not arseholes on the internet looking for attention.

The culture of the Epic Fail, in its rituals of comic sacrifice, is a culture of sublimated predation.

Network etiquette is our participation in groups. Following Netiquette rules is a contribution. NetworkEtiquette.net

It's proper netiquette to power on your smartphone (mobile) to go through metal detectors. NetworkEtiquette.net

The beauty of the Internet is there's a niche market for everything, and if you can focus on it, you can build a sustainable and viable business of it.

There is clearly a constituency that appreciates the message that Google is sending, that it finds the Chinese government's attitude to the Internet and censorship unacceptable.

Now I know we have the power to incite change through the Internet - keep sharing our stories, our dreams, and our struggles.

Because of the failure of the federal government to enforce federal law, we now have 'banks too big to fail, ' unregulated Internet monopoly, and the evisceration of a dispersed and independent media.

The Internet made fame wack and anonymity cool.

It's a trend to insult Wale, like that makes you cool on the Internet, and a part of it is because I respond.

People live too much of their lives on email or the Internet or text messages these days. We're losing all of our communication skills.

Unfortunately, changing forms of Internet communication are quickly outpacing laws and technology designed to allow for the lawful intercept of communication content.

We all know the Internet didn't explode until it became a commercial enterprise. Space communication will probably have the same characteristic.

Reclassification is the best way to for us to preserve the Internet as an unfettered tool for communication and the sharing of ideas.

I am still cautiously hopeful about the potential of the Internet. But it seems that the greatest revolution in communication has been hijacked by commercial values.

The 2006 federal Internet gaming statute is not ambiguous. It does not prohibit gambling on fantasy sports.

The Internet is not just one thing, it's a collection of things - of numerous communications networks that all speak the same digital language.

The spread of computers and the Internet will put jobs in two categories. People who tell computers what to do, and people who are told by computers what to do.

I am regularly asked what the average Internet user can do to ensure his security. My first answer is usually 'Nothing you're screwed'.

If net neutrality goes away, it will fundamentally change everything about the Internet.

It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway', but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies.

With faster Internet and better computers, you'd better believe we're creating and consuming more digital data.

I've always shied away from computers, the Internet and all that. I'm a bit more traditional, really - pick up a newspaper, pick up a phone.

All my kids were raised on computers: They were home-schooled on the Internet, so they're pretty good at that stuff. And I'm proud of them, but I don't really keep up with it.

I got into computers back in the early '80s, so it was a natural progression of learning about e-mail in the mid-'80s and getting into the Internet when it opened up in the early '90s.

Yet in this global economy, no jobs are safe. High-speed Internet connections and low-cost, skilled labor overseas are an explosive combination.