The Internet Quotes

I love films, I love movies, I love television, I love television series, I love the internet, I love anything that enhances images. But most of all, I love, love movies.

It's really hard to even talk about the internet without seeming instantly corny.

In the future, you'll simply jump into your car, turn on the Internet, turn on a movie and sit back and relax and turn on the automatic pilot, and the car will drive itself.

The Internet? We are not interested in it

Bill, we left megalomania behind a long time ago. Now we are gigalomaniacs.

I'm a woofer, not a tweeter; a writer, not a telegrapher; an essayist, not an aphorist.

Success on the Web require high-level corporate understanding of the Internet's capabilities and support of early test-and-invest projects.

If you want to liberate a government, give them the Internet.

I think [the virtual choir] speaks well to a benevolent future for the Internet.

Everything on the internet is real god damn it!

I use the Internet for what it's for: to learn.

The Internet offers authors and their readers a new diversity of opportunities and freedom.

When you think of Napster, you think of music. But the first thing that struck me was that this was an important case not only for the music industry but for the whole Internet.

SEO expertise is a core need for today's online businesses.

An Internet rumor claims that John Kerry had an affair with a young woman. When asked if this was similar to the Clinton-Lewinsky scandal, a spokesman said 'Close, but no cigar.'

Nowadays games immediately appear on the Internet and thus the life of novelties is measured in hours. Modern professionals do not have the right to be forgetful - it is 'life threatening'.

The Internet has made me very casual with a level of omniscience that was unthinkable a decade ago. I now wonder if God gets bored knowing the answer to everything.

I don't think that God raised up Internet bloggers to call out wolves - who have an opinion and a website.

I don't have much racial stuff in my act. And no one's ever really threatened me to my face. Threats on the internet don't bother me so much.

Skepticism, like chastity, should not be relinquished too readily.

The Internet made the world smaller, so it's easier for people to hear your music. You don't necessarily need a radio record.

There’s no real separation between the real world and the Internet. What we’ve begun to see now is a militarization of that space.

The Internet is like closing time at a blue-collar bar in Boston. Everyone’s drunk and ugly and they’re going to pass out in a few minutes.

I like the type of culture that the Internet allows to happen. And, of course, for some bizarre reason, that is cats!

Besides, anyone with an Internet connection feels they have the credentials to critique or belittle anything these days.

If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.

If the internet has taught us anything, it's that you want less news and more cats.

Together with the rise of the internet, September 11 and its aftermath has changed most of our lives.

The Internet changes the structure of society all the time — this massiveness made of individuals.

Without sounding too cliché, the Internet really is the birth of some kind of global mind.

Prior to the internet, the last technology that had any real effect on the way people sat down and talked together was the table

I can't go on anymore bad dates. I would rather be home alone than out with some guy who sells socks on the internet.

Brands are the solution, not the problem. Brands are how you sort out the cesspool.

Today, we jump into this globalization of the economy and the internet age.

I was afraid of the internet... because I couldn't type.

Doing research on the Web is like using a library assembled piecemeal by pack rats and vandalized nightly.

A Wikipedia article is a process, not a product.

Around '93, '94, the conventional wisdom about the Internet was that it was a toy for academics and researchers. So it was very, very underestimated for about two years.

I am in favor of complete freedom of information and of free access to the new communication tools, in particular the Internet.

The Internet is like alcohol in some sense. It accentuates what you would do anyway. If you want to be a loner, you can be more alone. If you want to connect, it makes it easier to connect.

Instant communication is not communication at all but merely a frantic, trivial, nerve-wracking bombardment of cliches, threats, fads, fashions, gibberish and advertising.

Congress will pass a law restricting public comment on the Internet to individuals who have spent a minimum of one hour actually accomplishing a specific task while on line.

I'm so thankful for the Internet because actors and singers and performers now have a way to connect with their fans on a very personal level which I think is quite special.

The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.

Most of us employ the Internet not to seek the best information, but rather to select information that confirms our prejudices .

I'm an Internet junkie.

In this global economy, no jobs are safe. High-speed Internet connections and low-cost, skilled labor overseas are an explosive combination.

The part that frightens the hell out of me is the goverment deciding where technology goes.

I have this really bad habit of doing things on the Internet and forgetting that the whole world is going to see it.

I think it's a bit silly to brand the Internet as the 'downfall of youth.'