The Joker Quotes

The Joker Quote of the day

Does it depress you? To know just how alone you really are?

You see, in their last moments people show you who they really are.

Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?

Enough madness? Enough? And how do you measure madness? - The Joker

...My point is, I went crazy. When I saw what a black, awful joke the world was. I went crazy as a coot! I admit it! Why can't you?

How can two people hate so much without knowing each other?

It's salt. Why don't you sprinkle some on me, honey? Aren't I just good enough to eat?

I'm thinking of killing everyone whose name is a palindrome

The joke loses everything when the joker laughs himself.

I'm a very loyal boyfriend. I'm a bit of a joker... I can be romantic, but not too sickly.

In my society we know how to say things, but we don't know how to realize them. In my society everyone has a perfect personality in public, and a dirty one behind the curtain.

I fell, she laughed. I fell hard, she laughed harder. Seeing that I kept falling till I fell in love.

The town isn't big enough for two homicidal maniacs.

I don't wanna be the joker who makes eyes full of tears in the end

I'm a Joker. Dangerous and silly at the same time.

Show Dr. Princi your teeth. That's right, let's see 'em all. Christ, Sparks, is that your tongue or are you swallowing a squirrel? Keep moving -

I know that I sound like the joker, but the joker is a great character.