The Morganville Vampires Quotes

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What was your name again?" "Still Eve." "No, I'm sure it's something else. That doesn't seem right.

It's not your enemies who are likeliest to hurt you. It is, always, those you trust.

Welcome to Morganville.You'll never want to leave.And even if you do...well, you can't. Sorry about that.

Don't play his game. Play yours.

You know what we call pedestrians in Morganville? Mobile bloodbanks.

Myrnin said softly. "And how is it that you do not understand that HERE, in THIS place, this girl belongs to me, not to you?

Define better with that guy. Not all fangs and raaaaar.

She smacked him so hard his momma felt it.

Myrnin turned away to pick up his Ben Franklin spectacles, balanced them on his nose, and looked over them to say, "Don't do drugs. I feel I ought to say that.

Perv." He pointed to himself. "Male and eighteen. What's your point?

Shane looked…pale. Pale and shaken and—how predictable was this?—pissed.

And without forgiveness, there is never any peace.

Oliver: Fear is the natural state of anything that dies.

Whatever, crazy chick who maybe lives here and maybe also breaks into Michael's house when they're all gone. I'm out. Have a nice delusion. -Shayne

God is forgiving or we would not still be walking this world. But to be moral is not to need his divine forgiveness, I think.

You are so lucky I'm too tired to murder you right now.

Well, I can throw a mean comeback, so there's that. I will crush them on wit.

Sometime, somewhere, life always comes to a fight, and peace always comes to an end.

Any fool can kill. It takes genius to create.

This won't stop her from getting elected...Stupider people get elected all the time. It's America. We love the sleazy. And the crazy.

I never meant it, " he was saying. "Never meant it to happen. Can't stand it, seeing her suffer. Must do something, do something... What do I do? What can I do...?

His smile was bright and sweet and hot enough to melt solid steel. "Is this the part where I kiss you?""If you like.""Oh, " he said, "I like.

Afternoons are hard. Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don't do them anymore.

Don't read it. Just shred and burn, or your eyes will melt.

Bad men skulking in the darkness have always been there, and always will.

People bond themselves into families and groups for protection, and strangers...strangers are always at risk.

I can handle Glory." "Can you?" Eve asked. "Because I notice you never call her Gloriana. Just Glory." He shut up. Which is probably about the only smart thing he can do, Claire thought.

If she were any friendlier, she'd be giving you a lapdance right now.

You're just Little Miss Optimist, aren't you? Do you come with accessories, like a glass half full and lemons to make into lemonade, too?

We're clear, " she said. "You're kind of a psycho. I get that

I'm not obliged to defend your dignity. Provided you have any.

I think so, ” she [Claire] said. “Just watch your back, okay?” “Nah, Michael’s got mine.” He [Shane] looked straight into her eyes.“I’ve got yours.

He's named you heir apparent to the Apocalypse. Congratulations.

Promise me, Amelie, that you’ll crucify me with silver before you allow me to fall in love.”“I hardly think there’s any chance of that, ” Amelie said. "I doubt you have the capacity.

She can go with us to the lab and keep Myrnin pinned down while we pull the plug, if he's not... you know, better.""Define BETTER with that guy.""Not all fangs and raaaaar.

You've turned into quite a bossy little thing, " Myrnin said. "I think I might like it.

Nobody's cut out for this town, " Shane said. "Nobody sane anyway.""Says the kid who came back.""Yeah, kind of proves my point.

See?" she heard Shane yell at the kitchen. "She doesn't stomp around like a cattle stampede!""Bite me, Collins! No bacon for you, either!

Shane dragged Eve's suitcase into the room and dumped it on the floor beside her bed. “Hey, Dark Princess? Here’s your crap. Also, bite me.

Me neither, ” Shane put in. “Homie don’t play that.”“I wonder, sometimes, if your generation speaks English at all, ” Amelie said.

I ended your experiment. Because you're not a scientist. You're a monster. I'm not leaving any of them at your mercy.

Sure, ” she said, and hugged the laptop bag closer. “What could go wrong?”Michael’s eyes flashed to meet hers in the rearview mirror.Besides everything, I mean, ” she said.

Michael...Michael got bitten. And now he's a vampire. But he doesn't remember becoming one, and that's a big problem. So if you see him, don't, you know, hug. He bites. He doesn't mean it, though.

In real life, you don't get a reset, and you don't get extra lives, and I got the crap pounded out of me.

She needs you for more than just protection. It's how it works. You want the strong girl, you understand that she's with you because she wants to be. Not because she has to be. You know that, right?

You're much shorter than my mom.""Brat, " she said, surprised into a giggle."That's no way to talk to a vampire.""Bloodsucking brat.""Better" he said.

Shane kissed her one more time, lightly and softly, and fluffed her hair back from her face. “To be continued, ” he said. “I hate cliff-hangers.” “Blame Eve.

Hey!" Claire called after him, as she leaned her backpack against the wall."No onions!""Your loss!""I meant for YOU! Not if you want to get kissed tonight!""Damn, girl. Harsh.

I know you want me to feel some sympathy for them, but that's not who I am. I care only about those I know, and even then, not all that deeply. Strangers get nothing from me.

Do be careful. I can't replace you as easily as all that.