The News Quotes

Exxon, Coca-Cola, BHP Billiton and News Corporation have much more say in organising the global agenda than the planet's 5 billion mature-age voters without a ballot box.

The bad news motivated the drill instructors that much more.

If competitors don't like our two to one advantage, dominating market share with both SP and DS, well, I've got bad news. Because we just made it two and a half to one.

In the business world, bad news is usually good news - for somebody else.

You're gonna need a bigger boat.

Luck lies in bed, and wishes the postman would bring him news of a legacy; labor turns out at six, and with busy pen or ringing hammer lays the foundation of a competence.

There is indeed a business like show business. It's the news.

Fox News never calls up Bobby Seale to articulate a stance in opposition to right-wing conservatives. To me, giving the New Black Panthers a platform on Fox is a subtle tactic to scare people.

The real news has gotten more surreal and absurd, and my fake news, if you want to call it that, has gotten more plausible. And at some point, those two trend lines crossed.

If you know how to live, even death is good news

I've just had some bad news. Tomorrow is the mother in law's funeral. And she's cancelled it.

Ladies and Gentleman, I'm afraid I've got some BAD NEWS.

There is no better news than that the God who makes the demand for perfection also meets the demand for perfection on our behalf.

News objectivity is a twentieth-century myth. We only complain about propaganda when we don't agree with it.

The steeples swam in amethyst, the news like squirrels swam.

The sea change that has come is the information age. We don't have to just read The New York Times anymore. We can pull up something on the Internet and get any news that we like.

Everyone has, inside himself ... what shall I call it? A piece of good news! Everyone is ... a very great, very important character.

All news is lies and all propaganda is disguised as news.

The war affects me less than it ought. But I can do no service to anybody by agitating for news or making dole over the slaughter.

It is easy to get used to the morning news, habituated. But don't. The morning news is yours to alter.

The paramedic called the press and sold me like a loaf of bread. This was news, and he wanted to be the one to report it.

I'm very wary of news on television.

I have a liberal definition of news because I think news can be what excites people. I'm not very sanctimonious about what news is and isn't.

Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything.

The good news is that it doesn't cost much money to change your thinking. In fact, it can be done for free.

Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel.

News, if unreported, has no impact. It might as well have not happened at all

Bad news isn't wine. It doesn't improve with age.

Bosses and leaders everywhere should cherish the people who bring them bad news, disappointing data or hard problems.

Don't sell on bad news.

Neurotics would like to sleep all the time, and to be awakened only when there is good news.

At MTV, it's very nice sometimes to be able to be very specific. Specificity really makes a news story interesting because you can color it in that personality.

Nowadays, truth is the greatest news. The mass media are the wholesalers, the peer groups, the retailers of the communications industry.

When people were hungry, Jesus didn't say, "Now is that political or social?" He said, "I feed you." Because the good news to a hungry person is bread.

Pope Francis announced that next year he is coming to the United States, or as Fox News is reporting it, 'Obama lets in yet another guy from South America.'

Australia is a huge rest home, where no unwelcome news is ever wafted on to the pages of the worst newspapers in the world.

The bad news is that 50 people died in a hotel fire; the good news is that we got exclusive footage.

I called the fake news "the enemy of the people" - and they are. They are the enemy of the people. Because they have no sources, they just make them up when there are none.

Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.

Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses.

Bad news has never been broken gently in my family. Because, breaking it gently takes a few extra seconds. And who's got that kinda time? Hey, we maybe failures, but we are very busy.

The brains of humans contain a mechanism that is designed to give priority to bad news.

For they (art and music) are not the thing itself; they are only the scent of a flower we have not found, the echo of a tune we have not heard, news from a country we have never yet visited.

All the papers that matter live off their advertisements, and the advertisers exercise an indirect censorship over news.

I think the idea of creating a television news source that is not beholden to corporate interests is nirvana.

Some say "The end is near," as if that is shocking news. The truth is, the end is always near. What is actually shocking is that we, ourselves, can help to choose which end.

On the news that the Tsar had sent the troops icons to boost their morals, General Dragomirov quipped: 'The Japanese are beating us with machine-guns, but never mind: we'll beat them with icons.

News is that which comes from the North, East, West and South, and if it comes from only one point on the compass, then it is a class; publication and not news.

[There was] only one news channel, overseen by a bland and complexly multicultural board of advisors. It broadcast in fifteen languages and was, as a rule, interesting in none of them.

The good news is that in every deck of fifty-two cards there are 2,598,960 possible hands. The bad news is that you are only going to be dealt one of them.