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The Old Lady Quotes: "There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids... her uterus fell out!"

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids... her uterus fell out!



The Old Lady Quotes: "No contact with savage Indian tribes has ever daunted me more than the morning I spent with an old lady swathed in woolies who compared herself to a rotten herring encased in a block of ice."

No contact with savage Indian tribes has ever daunted me more than the morning I spent with an old lady swathed in woolies who compared herself to a rotten herring encased in a block of ice.




The Old Lady Quotes: "I should think that being my old lady would be all the satisfaction or career any woman needs."

I should think that being my old lady would be all the satisfaction or career any woman needs.



The Old Lady Quotes: "I am for an art that tells you the time of day, or where such and such a street is. I am for an art that helps old ladies across the street."

I am for an art that tells you the time of day, or where such and such a street is. I am for an art that helps old ladies across the street.




The Old Lady Quotes: "The batsman's technique was like an old lady poking her umbrella at a wasp's nest."

The batsman's technique was like an old lady poking her umbrella at a wasp's nest.



The Old Lady Quotes: "My daughter was asked by a little old lady in a London hotel restaurant what her daddy did. She answered, “He’s a pirate” - I was very proud of that answer."

My daughter was asked by a little old lady in a London hotel restaurant what her daddy did. She answered, “He’s a pirate” - I was very proud of that answer.



The Old Lady Quotes: "I was in handcuffs. I was under arrest. I remember there was this old lady looking at me, and I could tell she felt real sorry for me, and she did'nt know but all I wanted to do was take her purse."

I was in handcuffs. I was under arrest. I remember there was this old lady looking at me, and I could tell she felt real sorry for me, and she did'nt know but all I wanted to do was take her purse.




The Old Lady Quotes: "History, that excitable and unreliable old lady."

History, that excitable and unreliable old lady.



The Old Lady Quotes: "Nature is an old lady with few friends these days, and those who wish to make use of her charms, she rewards passionately."

Nature is an old lady with few friends these days, and those who wish to make use of her charms, she rewards passionately.



The Old Lady Quotes: "I won't quit to become someone's old lady."

I won't quit to become someone's old lady.



The Old Lady Quotes: "I am not Christ or a philanthropist, old lady, I am all the contrary of a Christ."

I am not Christ or a philanthropist, old lady, I am all the contrary of a Christ.



The Old Lady Quotes: "Little old lady got mutilated late last night, werewolves of London, again."

Little old lady got mutilated late last night, werewolves of London, again.




The Old Lady Quotes: "The grand old lady of bluegrass? Well, wouldn't that be a wonderful title to have? I hope I do enough to earn it some day"

The grand old lady of bluegrass? Well, wouldn't that be a wonderful title to have? I hope I do enough to earn it some day



The Old Lady Quotes: "I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color."

I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.



The Old Lady Quotes: "I've shut myself inside these walls, and I'm going to be a very lonely old lady if I'm not careful."

I've shut myself inside these walls, and I'm going to be a very lonely old lady if I'm not careful.



The Old Lady Quotes: "I feel like an old lady; my hero is Miss Marple."

I feel like an old lady; my hero is Miss Marple.



The Old Lady Quotes: "If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs."

If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.



The Old Lady Quotes: "I am equal to a baby and to a hundred year old lady. I am equal to an airline pilot and a car mechanic. I am equal to you. You are equal to me. It's that universal. Except that it's not."

I am equal to a baby and to a hundred year old lady. I am equal to an airline pilot and a car mechanic. I am equal to you. You are equal to me. It's that universal. Except that it's not.



The Old Lady Quotes: "I know what "custody" [of the children] means. "Get even." That's all custody means. Get even with your old lady."

I know what "custody" [of the children] means. "Get even." That's all custody means. Get even with your old lady.



The Old Lady Quotes: "I don't feel like me unless I have my hair shaved. So even when I'm an old lady, I'm going to have it."

I don't feel like me unless I have my hair shaved. So even when I'm an old lady, I'm going to have it.



The Old Lady Quotes: "If you want to be a dear old lady at seventy you have to begin early, say about seventeen."

If you want to be a dear old lady at seventy you have to begin early, say about seventeen.



The Old Lady Quotes: "My mountain is dead. As soon as she has dried, I'll bury her under a decent layer of white paint. But I haven't done with the old lady; far from it!"

My mountain is dead. As soon as she has dried, I'll bury her under a decent layer of white paint. But I haven't done with the old lady; far from it!



The Old Lady Quotes: "When I'm an old lady, I'm going to have my pick of the young men. They'll be like, 'She's Miss Mary Jane!' The young boys will think I'm a hot old lady."

When I'm an old lady, I'm going to have my pick of the young men. They'll be like, 'She's Miss Mary Jane!' The young boys will think I'm a hot old lady.



The Old Lady Quotes: "I've always said that next to Imperial China, the South is the best place in the world to be an old lady."

I've always said that next to Imperial China, the South is the best place in the world to be an old lady.



The Old Lady Quotes: "You're not supposed to cuss when you're an old lady, and just when there's so much more to cuss about."

You're not supposed to cuss when you're an old lady, and just when there's so much more to cuss about.



The Old Lady Quotes: "It was an old, old, old, old lady, And a boy who was half-past three; And the way they played together Was beautiful to see."

It was an old, old, old, old lady, And a boy who was half-past three; And the way they played together Was beautiful to see.



The Old Lady Quotes: "I don't want to be left in the past. When I stand next to Kylie, Beyonce or Rihanna, I don't want to be a decrepit old lady."

I don't want to be left in the past. When I stand next to Kylie, Beyonce or Rihanna, I don't want to be a decrepit old lady.



The Old Lady Quotes: "The line between angry young woman and grumpy old lady is very fine."

The line between angry young woman and grumpy old lady is very fine.



The Old Lady Quotes: "When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street."

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street.



The Old Lady Quotes: "You're mugging old ladies every bit as much if you pinch their pension fund"

You're mugging old ladies every bit as much if you pinch their pension fund



The Old Lady Quotes: "That's my opportunity to hide behind that old lady and say what I want to say."

That's my opportunity to hide behind that old lady and say what I want to say.



The Old Lady Quotes: "You gotta keep changing. Shirts, old ladies, whatever."

You gotta keep changing. Shirts, old ladies, whatever.



The Old Lady Quotes: "I'd like to punch out a really old lady. There'd be no repercussions."

I'd like to punch out a really old lady. There'd be no repercussions.



The Old Lady Quotes: "I'm afraid to look in the mirror. I'm afraid I'm going to see an old lady with white hair, just like the old ladies in the park. Alittle bundle in a black shawl just waiting for the coffin."

I'm afraid to look in the mirror. I'm afraid I'm going to see an old lady with white hair, just like the old ladies in the park. Alittle bundle in a black shawl just waiting for the coffin.



The Old Lady Quotes: "I was so desperate to get a job on TV (with no money), that I dressed as an old lady, went to the TV channel and said to security that I was the producer's grandma and had brought him lunch."

I was so desperate to get a job on TV (with no money), that I dressed as an old lady, went to the TV channel and said to security that I was the producer's grandma and had brought him lunch.



The Old Lady Quotes: "The old lady who said there must be a devil, else how could they make pictures that looked exactly like him, reasoned like a trained theologian - like a doctor of divinity."

The old lady who said there must be a devil, else how could they make pictures that looked exactly like him, reasoned like a trained theologian - like a doctor of divinity.



The Old Lady Quotes: "It felt like strappy sandals were looking really old lady-ish; really dated and not cool."

It felt like strappy sandals were looking really old lady-ish; really dated and not cool.



The Old Lady Quotes: "There's no rage like old lady rage, just as there's no tenderness like old lady tenderness."

There's no rage like old lady rage, just as there's no tenderness like old lady tenderness.



The Old Lady Quotes: "They're still in good shape, but I'm not flashing them anymore. I'm an old lady. I leave all the flesh to the kids."

They're still in good shape, but I'm not flashing them anymore. I'm an old lady. I leave all the flesh to the kids.



The Old Lady Quotes: "What a dignity it gives an old lady, that balance at the bankers! How tenderly we look at her faults if she is a relative; what a kind, good-natured old creature we find her!"

What a dignity it gives an old lady, that balance at the bankers! How tenderly we look at her faults if she is a relative; what a kind, good-natured old creature we find her!



The Old Lady Quotes: "She's an old lady and she's ill. You just hold your head high and be a gentleman. Whatever she says to you, it's your job not to let her make you mad."

She's an old lady and she's ill. You just hold your head high and be a gentleman. Whatever she says to you, it's your job not to let her make you mad.



The Old Lady Quotes: "I don't want to die an old lady."

I don't want to die an old lady.



The Old Lady Quotes: "My old man is drunker than a barrel full of monkeys, but my old lady she don't care."

My old man is drunker than a barrel full of monkeys, but my old lady she don't care.



The Old Lady Quotes: "She [ Elizabeth II] is, you know, "Do-what-you're-told, Lady". But in the Commonwealth, she is much more than just a figurehead."

She [ Elizabeth II] is, you know, "Do-what-you're-told, Lady". But in the Commonwealth, she is much more than just a figurehead.



The Old Lady Quotes: "Voting for New Labour is like helping an old lady across the road while screaming 'Get a move on!' Even the Tories, who you could once rely on to be completely heartless are pretending to care."

Voting for New Labour is like helping an old lady across the road while screaming 'Get a move on!' Even the Tories, who you could once rely on to be completely heartless are pretending to care.



The Old Lady Quotes: ""Then what can you want to do now?" said the old lady,gaining courage. "I wants to make your flesh creep," replied the boy."

"Then what can you want to do now?" said the old lady,gaining courage. "I wants to make your flesh creep," replied the boy.



The Old Lady Quotes: "I still have my eyes on the prize: I want to be that old lady onstage shaking her hips and singing her greatest hits."

I still have my eyes on the prize: I want to be that old lady onstage shaking her hips and singing her greatest hits.



The Old Lady Quotes: "A little old lady sitting at the front of the bus can do nothing to change civil rights."

A little old lady sitting at the front of the bus can do nothing to change civil rights.



The Old Lady Quotes: "But, dear God, don't listen to me. I'm an old lady in the middle of nowhere without a real toilet."

But, dear God, don't listen to me. I'm an old lady in the middle of nowhere without a real toilet.