The Worst Quotes

The worst time to feel alone is when you're in a crowd.

Welcome to the worst nightmare of all, reality!

A woman who doesn't care what men think of her - ah, this is dangerous. This is the worst conceivable insult to the male ego.

Coming down off crack is like the worst depression. The worst.

Human existence is an error...it is bad today and every day it gets worse, until the worst happens.

It's a wicked world, and when a clever man turns his brain to crime it is the worst of all.

Walking into a room filled with people you don't know but who know you brings out your worst vulnerabilities.

I give credence to the worst things somebody writes about me, and if somebody writes something nice, I think they're wrong or false or lying or joking.

The worst mistake a woman can make is to emulate a man.

Cruelty is, perhaps, the worst kid of sin. Intellectual cruelty is certainly the worst kind of cruelty.

The prospect of cheap fusion energy is the worst thing that could happen to the planet.

You do an awful lot of bad writing in order to do any good writing. Incredibly bad. I think it would be very interesting to make a collection of some of the worst writing by good writers.

The worst excesses of the Congress of the 1980s pale in comparison with what is going on in Washington today.

All excess is ill; but drunkenness is of the worst sort. It spoils health, dismounts the mind, and unmans men. It reveals secrets, is quarrelsome, lascivious, impudent, dangerous, and mad.

In my mind, continuity means the best writer at a company is held hostage by the worst.

A lot of girls ask for advice on how to get into acting, and I'm kind of the worst person to ask, because it just kind of fell in my lap... I was just in the right place at the right time.

The worst thing for a singer/songwriter is to run out of songs.

I've never been competitive with other actors. I've been competitive with myself and I'm my own worst critic, a terrible critic I am, and unless I get something right, I feel very unhappy.

Of all the cants which are canted in this canting world - though the cant of hypocrites may be the worst - the cant of criticism is the most tormenting!

Mathematicians tend to prefer a worst-case analysis, a kind of paranoia that is especially understandable if you live in Israel!

There's so much saint in the worst of them, and so much devil in the best of them, that a woman who's married to one of them, has nothing to learn of the rest of them.

Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst end of the bargain.

Flattery is the worst and falsest way of showing our esteem.

The United States of America is the richest country in the world; yet we're the worst at taking care of poor people.

It is always with the best intentions that the worst work is done.

Marriage is like paying an endless visit in your worst clothes.

I think the worst thing that can happen to a good actor is fame.

That's the worst thing about money - the moment you have some you begin to suspect everyone of trying to take it away from you. And usually they are.

In default of inexhaustible happiness, eternal suffering would at least give us a destiny. But we do not even have that consolation, and our worst agonies come to an end one day.

It's better not to argue with women... When people push boundaries too far, it's not because they are strong but because they are weak. But maybe weakness is not the worst quality for a woman.

Comedy is like expensive cheese. Well, it's like cheese, in general. Everybody likes what they like, and everything they don't like, they think is the worst.

In difficult times your best must be hugged, loved, kissed, rewarded, paid - everything. And your worst must be the people that leave, because your best are going to take you to the next game.

I think we need to prepare for the worst, and so I support energy efficiency measures.

Anything you can imagine is probably true. And the worst you can imagine is probably worth money.

You and I are stuck with the necessity of taking the worst of two evils or none at all. So-I'm taking the immature Democrat as the best of the two. Nixon is impossible.

Remote villages and rural communities have lost their identity, and their charm and peace have been sacrificed to that worst of abominations, the automobile.

People always remember the worst day of their lifes. It becomes a part of them forever.

A fixed image of the future is in the worst sense ahistorical.

A man's worst difficulties begin when he is able to do as he likes.

Cunning is none of the best nor worst qualities; it floats between virtue and vice; there is scarce any exigence where it may not, and perhaps ought not to be supplied by prudence.

You have to understand what market history looks like. What market history tells you is that the very, very best investments are made when things look the worst.

Stones are checked every so often to see if any have split or at worst exploded. An explosion can leave debris in the elements so the firing has to be abandoned.

If circumcision has any justification AT ALL, it should be medical only. Parents' religion is the worst of all reasons - pure child abuse.

The worst financial transaction you will ever make is selling yourself short.

...self-consciousness is a man's worst enemy.

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. Let a man lose everything else in the world, but his enthusiasm and he will come through again to success.

But pain is perfect misery, the worst Of evils, and excessive, overturns All patience.

The worst man is the one who sees himself as the best.

The countries that have collected the most development aid are also the ones that are in the worst shape. Despite the billions that have poured in to Africa, the continent remains poor.

When somebody mangles one of my jokes, that bothers me more than somebody saying that I'm the worst comedian ever.