The Worst Quotes

At its best, entertainment is going to be a subjective thing that can't win for everyone, while at worst, a particular game just becomes a random symbol for petty tribal behavior.

The secret to a long-lasting relationship is perpetually imagining the worst. It's a world view tracing back to my Eastern European ancestry and one I draw upon regularly.

Embarrassment is the worst! It's the feeling of having your entire body go numb and not knowning what to do with yourself for that one moment

'Comfy,' that's one of the worst words! I just picture a woman feeling bad, with a big bottle of alcohol, really puffy.

The worst days of darkness through which I have ever passed have been greatly alleviated by throwing myself with all my energy into some work relating to others.

My worst job was working in the laundry of a nursing home.

Even in the worst tragedies and crisis, there’s no reason to add to everyone’s misery by looking miserable yourself.

None of our hearts are pure, we always have mixed motives. Are self deceivers, but the worst of all Deceits is to murmur 'Lord, I am not worthy' And, lying easy, turn your face to the wall.

I'm probably the worst person in the world to give advice to puppeteers. My whole attitude towards puppets from the beginning was not one of love, but it was like anti-puppetry.

Self-mastery is the challenge of transforming yourself from own worst enemy into your greatest ally.

And when I get bored, it's like the worst parts of me come out. I really veer to self-destructive tendencies quickly.

The worst kind of management seeks a single optimum, a one-scale index of efficiency, like the mindless scales of 1 to 10 for grading a woman's beauty or one to four stars for a movie's appeal.

The worst lies of all are the ones we tell ourselves. They are the most damaging.

I just killed my best friend... and my worst enemy. What's the difference?

The reduction of political discourse to sound bites is one of the worst things that's happened in American political life.

If you send your work to the magazines, you may be in for a shock. You may get a rejection note. The worst kind. A printed form. And probably you will be shattered. Shattered.

The worst case scenario is you really like someone's work, then you meet them and they're a self-involved, entitled douchebag.

All the opportunities you let slip by! The idea, the inspiration just doesn´t come fast enough. Instead of being open, you´re closed up tight. That´s the worst sin of all - the sin of omission.

I feel just like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. You know, except for the whole hooker thing.

Of all thieves, fools are the worst; they rob you of time and temper.

Failing is not the worst thing in the world; quitting is

The worst thing that can be done to children is to drain their energy while correcting them.

Not suffering, but faint heart, is worst of woes.

The worst advice? 'Don't listen to the critics.' I think that you really ought to listen to the critics, because sometimes they're telling you something is broken that you can fix.

Someone out there was about to find that their worst nightmare was a maddened Librarian. With a badge.

My parents have always been very respectful of me so I’ve always been really respectful of them. My worst fear is to let them down so that’s why I don’t misbehave.

The worst of all knaves are those who can mimic their former honesty.

You know how most dogs lick you on the cheek? If you're sleeping and not ready for it, my dog, Joe, will get his tongue inside your mouth. It's by far the worst kiss I've ever had.

Learn to ask for what you want. The worst people can do is not give you what you ask for which is precisely where you were before you asked.

This is very ambitious, but I don't care. I'm just gonna go ahead and find Amelia Earhart. Every day that goes by, I just fear the worst for her.

That was the worst part about having cancer, sometimes: The physical evidence of disease separates you from other people.

The worst of all diseases is a nervous ability.

I felt Clinton represented the worst of the 1960s.

I hope people leave my show thinking they've had a worthwhile couple of hours. The worst thing you want is for people to think they've wasted their time or didn't get their money's worth.

A man's heart must be very frivolous if the possession of fame rewards the labor to attain it. For the worst of reputation is that it is not palpable or present - we do not feel or see or taste it.

The worst of gardening is that it's so full of metaphors one hardly knows where to begin.

... if you're someone who knows the worst thing can happen at any time, aren't you also someone who knows the best thing can happen at any time too?

We define ourselves by the best that is in us, not the worst that has been done to us.

I wish thy lot, now bad, still worse, my friend, for when at worst, they say, things always mend.

It may be true that the government that governs best governs least Unfortunately, the same is also true of the government that governs worst.

In the criminal justice system you see the worst people on their best behavior, unlike the civil system, where the best people behave at their worst.

The worst of doing one's duty was that it apparently unfitted one for doing anything else.

The best thing is being really close. The worst thing is being really close.

I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you.

I am free to write the worst junk in the world.

The footage that you're about to watch of China's dog-leather trade is one of the worst things I've ever seen.

The worst thing about the life of a jazz musician on the road is getting to the gig. Once you're there and playing, it's marvelous.

The absolute worst thing a receiver can do is worry about not catching the ball or about getting hit.

The worst thing that can happen to us in an ideological struggle is to become what we are fighting.

Mental slavery is worst than physical slavery