This Guy Quotes

A lot of people don't know that I'm really a silly guy. I don't take anything seriously. It takes a lot of energy for me to take something seriously.

Clemente could field the ball in New York and throw out a guy in Pennsylvania.

The guy who could be me, but he knows when to draw the line, is John Cena. John Cena can rock 'n' roll, let me tell you.

I met my wife because we were both going out with the same guy.

I think the average guy thinks they're pro-woman, just because they think they're a nice guy and someone has told them that they're awesome. But the truth is far from it.

Both guys ran out of gas, only my guy had an extra tank.

Trying to always be the nice guy, to appear good, can be limiting. Avoiding confrontation has closed up a number of possibilities for me.

The writer I feel the most affinity with - you said you felt my books are 19th century novels, I think they're 18th century novels - is Fielding, Henry Fielding, he's the guy who does it for me.

You know how you smoke out a sniper? You send a guy out in the open, and you see if he gets shot. They thought that one up at West Point

I'm a very introverted guy, so I don't need to be around people for as long as someone who's very extroverted to get that sort of social fix per se.

I was really good at being a bad guy.

Don't you want the guy who'll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you?

On the way here this guy steps up to us and says, 'Would you like to join Jehovah's Witnesses?' and Rocky (Graziano) says 'I didn't see nuttin!'

I'm a guy who tries to be successful in all that I do, and when you fall short, it hurts.

Guys who are charismatic and fun-loving and sweet and generous are the ones I want to date.

Postcolonialism is the invention of some rich guys from India who saw that they could make a good career in top Western universities by playing on the guilt of white liberals.

I'm not the most talkative guy in the world.

Don't be just another guy going down the street and going nowhere.

Nothing was a style first. Everything started as an idea. A guy did something with an idea. Someone copied him. Some copied all of them and it became trendy and then it became a style.

I went into the gas station, said, Fill 'er up, Harry. The guy said, Regular? I said, No, put on a gorrila suit and dance like a fairy.

Science isn't just for scientists and guys in lab coats. It's something that everybody can do.

I never got many questions about my managing. I tried to get twenty-five guys who didn't ask questions.

And then I think we realized, like any young guys, that blues are not learned in a monastery. You've got to go out there and get your heart broke and then come back and then you can sing the blues.

There was only a handful of guys who were even qualified to work at the WWE.

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?

Your biggest opponent isn't the other guy. It's human nature.

New York's such a wonderful city. Although I was at the library today. The guy was very rude. I said, "I'd like a card." He says, "You have to prove you're a citizen of New York." So I stabbed him.

I think I'm a decent-looking guy. Sometimes I can look great, and other times I look horrifying.

I've gone for each type: the rough guy; the nerdy, sweet, lovable guy; and the slick guy. I don't really have a type. Men in general are a good thing.

You ought to run the hardest when you feel the worst. Never let the other guy know you're down.

Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?

I'm not the kind of guy who has best friends.

I had a three year relationship end. Ever have somebody just freak out on you in a relationship? Things are going great. After three years she wants to run out and find a guy that doesn't hit her.

Percy looked at his friends. "I'm getting tired of this guy's shirt." "Combat time?" Piper grabbed her horn of plenty. "I hate wonder bread," Jason said. Together, they charged.

I never did say that you can't be a nice guy and win. I said that if I was playing third base and my mother rounded third with the winning run, I'd trip her up.

When you do Jiu Jitsu, you won't look at a bigger guy and say 'oh no', you'll look and say 'how interesting!'

When I see Messi - who is the best player in the world in my opinion - lose the ball, he runs off until he gets it back or commits a foul. Our guys lose the ball and fold their arms.

Well, whether it's on film or on TV, you don't want to throw too many curves at your audio and video guys.

I always wanted to be the last guy on Earth, just to see if all those women were lying to me.

It's the business that you guys are in too. We try to get as much information as we can and make the best decisions that we can for the football team.

You've got to play with that killer instinct, man. You've got to hate that guy across from you. Then after the game is over, tell him what a nice guy he is. Shake his hand. Especially if you win.

I appreciate the female foot, but I've never said that I have a foot fetish. But I am a lower track guy. I like legs' I like booties'. I have a black male sexuality.

The only limitations are mental. The guy who thinks positively will win.

Everyone's always like, "Why don't you guys wear white ties?" You know why we don't? It's because they're in the wash.

I once woke up at a random guy's house and i didn't actually know who he was.

It takes a smart guy to play dumb.

Don't be that guy that's laying in that hospital bed going, 'I wonder what would have happened if I tried it?' The worst thing that could happen is that it doesn't work.

I would love for people to be able to think of me as a guy who stood up for what he believed in and helped make a difference for the vets.

I'm actually a softie. Tough guys get killed too early... I've got a full head of hair and don't wear eyeglasses.

Nobody's perfect... Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him.