This Guy Quotes

People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine.

If Michael Jordan was a damn plumber, he couldn't get a date. Any guy got $500 million looks good.

The two symbols of the Republican party: an elephant and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change.

Different styles work for different guys... If you can handle shortstop and hit, teams will find a way to pencil you into the lineup.

The best villains are the nicest guys in person.

Worship doesn't happen when a guy gets on a stage w/ a guitar. It happens when faith-filled eyes behold the glory of Christ.

The devil only exists because of your belief in him; same goes for that other guy.

Never let the guy with the broom decide how many elephants can be in the parade.

I'm just a regular guy, but if you cross me it will get physical.

I wonder where a guy, an everyday Joe like myself can find a little action.

I was walking in the park and this guy waved at me. Then he said, 'I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else.' I said, 'I am.'

My mum dated a guy from Liverpool. The Liverpool fans made up a song that she 'loves Scouse c*ck'

Some guys smoke. Some guys drink. Some guys chase women. I'm a big barbecue-sauce guy.

You look at any giant corporation, and I mean the biggies, and they all started with a guy with an idea, doing it well.

I wonder why guys mistreat and disrespect girls. But then they expect life to hand them a good woman when they're older and ready to settle down?

I met Will Smith twice. I didn't talk to him for too long but I was trying to let him know that my age group grew up watching him - he was the coolest guy on television and the coolest guy in movies.

First of all, I never think of my characters as good or evil. I play them as honestly as I can. When you're playing a good character, you have an idea that you're playing the hero and the good guy.

I'm not the kind of guy who's taking advantage of my position.

The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter.

If you look at the guys in the '70s, like Led Zeppelin, they had bigger planes than we do, they had more money. But they weren't singing about it.

I'm actually a softie. Tough guys get killed too early... I've got a full head of hair and don't wear eyeglasses.

I'm good when I've got a bit of an edge, like the Clint Eastwood type of archetypal character. The tough guy that doesn't say a lot.

I used to spend most of my time straining to be a nice guy so people would like me.

I never want to be winking at the audience and saying, "This character is really a nice guy."

You can't kill bad guys all day long because others will take their place.

I am that guy who will say things that people seem to think is a little edgy, a little racy.

What makes LSU is the environment and the fans and those guys wearing the jerseys. They're really good players.

I don't really do pranks any more. I have a laugh in the dressing room here, where it's safe, and the guys don't go to the papers and tell them what I've done.

People look at me, and they have a certain perception, and they slap a label on me. The guy you saw in a wrestling ring is not who I am.

He led quite a great life, ... He was an Old Testament figure railing against the establishment - a Jewish guy from New York who became a Buddhist, a poet, a musician.

When something really bad is going on in a culture, the average guy doesn't see it. He can't. He's average and is surrounded by and immersed in the cant and discourse of the status quo.

I'm just a regular guy that had a dream and ran for it.

I'm open to love. But guys should have to earn it. Because the minute they get it, they want something else.

I came in the Dawson's Creek era; it was all about tiny guys who looked like teenagers, and I haven't looked like a teenager ever. So I was, like, auditioning to be their dads. At 25.

No, I had the Levis guy on my wall, not a picture of William, sorry.

Just because a woman has a pimp doesn't necessarily mean that she's being abused by the guy. You can't know for sure.

Guys who can't take care of their own women always covet other guys' women

Yes, I'm a nice man and I enjoy babies. I'm a sensitive guy. I held a baby the other day and it was the first time either of us cried.

I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn’t cotton candy like the guy said… my tummy itches.

You guys line up alphabetically by height.

If I found in my own ranks that a certain number of guys wanted to cut my throat, I'd make sure that I cut their throats first.

When I'm going against guys like Kevin Durant - one of the best leading scorers in the league - it pushes you to want to get better, seeing how hard he works.

I'm one of those guys like whatever the situation is, as long as people are cool and everybody is trying to be funny, I have a good time.

A lot of times you see really good-looking guys on TV and you sort of assume that maybe there's some sort of vacuity behind them.

I'm not the kind of guy who deserves to play a vintage guitar because I'm too rough on instruments.

I don't like guys who are conventional. I'm an achiever; he has to be an achiever. I admire drive, I admire ambition. I like a guy who keeps my on my toes.

You look at a guy who's being brave. He's afraid, or he wouldn't be brave. If he isn't afraid, he's stupid.

Why not go down the pub? A guy once came up to me at a gig and asked me if I had MySpace. I said, 'This is my space, and you're invading it.'

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it's like a circus in my head.

As an actor I'm part of a long line of character people you can take back to the silent movies. There's always the little guy who's the sidekick to the tall, good-looking guy who gets the girl.