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The three things a guy should want to change about his girl is her last name, address and her viewpoint on men.
I was in school studying civil engineering. A guy approached me on the street and said that I had a interesting look-very exotic. He told me I should try to be in the industry.
You hear about how many fourth quarter comebacks that a guy has and I think it means a guy screwed up in the first three quarters.
She wanted me to betray you guys, and I was like, 'Pfft, right, I'm gonna listen to a face in the potty sludge'.
A guy and a girl can be just friends, but at one point or another, they will fall for each other... maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too late, or maybe forever.
Motivation is everything. You can do the work of two people, but you can't be two people. Instead, you have to inspire the next guy down the line and get him to inspire his people.
The interesting thing is how one guy, through living out his own fantasies, is living out the fantasies of so many other people.
That guy in a twenty-five cent bleacher seat is as much entitled to know a call as the guy in the boxes. He can see my arm signal even if he can't hear my voice.
There are a hell of a lot of jobs that are scarier than live comedy. Like standing in the operating room when a guy's heart stops, and you're the one who has to fix it!
Dear optimist, pessimist, and realist--while you guys were busy arguing about the glass of wine, I drank it! Sincerely, the opportunist!
The Moguls is a story about guys that have all grown up together and are now in their late 40s, early 50s.
I still want to be the candidate for guys with Confederate flags in their pickup trucks.
I know as I'm taking my dying breath, the ambulance guy will ask me why they cancelled Action.
I don't mind being called tough, since I find in this racket it's the tough guys who lead the survivors.
I'm one of them guys that tries to make everything the best of the best, so sometimes I'm out of control with it. I'm just gonna use every feature to make me outrageous - the best.
When I hear a guy lost a battle to cancer, that really did bother me, that that's a term. It implies that he failed and that somebody else that defeated cancer is heroic and courageous.
Like every other girl in the world, my most embarrassing moment had to do with a guy completely turning me down. His loss!
Fighting is not physical, fighting is spiritual. It's the determination and the will in the guy.
I've never been the type of guy that had a lot of friends or was part of the cool group.
I was always into very androgynous things. Guys, girls... I'm into androgyny in general.
There are people these days who can do things on the guitar which are beyond my reach. There's one guy who plays with Queen who can do things I would dream of doing. I sincerely mean that.
When you really don't like a guy, they're all over you, and as soon as you act like you like them, they're no longer interested.
I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.
I'm a guy who doesn't like to be alone, and the joy that my friends pass me, with them being always by my side, is gigantic.
What's "God"? Well, you know, when you want something really bad and you close your eyes and you wish for it? God's the guy that ignores you.
Sports for me is when a guy walks off the court, and you really can't tell whether he won or lost, when he carries himself with pride either way.
When you pick up your first magazine you definitely hope you can be like the guy on the magazine. That's usually why you start lifting.
Girls say it's hard to find nice guys. It's actually really easy. It's just all nice guys are ugly.
On my first day in New York a guy asked me if I knew where Central Park was. When I told him I didn't, he said: Do you mind if I mug you here?
Why is there such controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who'd be willing to test any drug they can come up with.
When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse.
Each team always has that one power player, even Carmelo. Those are the guys who would represent the logo.
Lahm is a scandal. He is super-intelligent, understands the game brilliantly, knows when to come inside or to stay wide. The guy is f****** exceptional
Guys like John McEnroe, Bjorn Borg and Stefan Edberg were also very good grass court players.
He's a lucky guy Cristiano, he always gets first row tickets to see Messi win his awards.
I'm not the kind of guy who sits around at home and writes songs. Once in a while I'll pick up a guitar and noodle around, but it's rare.
Guy goes into a bar with a duck under his arm. Bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig?" Guy says, "This is a duck." Bartender says, "I was talking to the duck."
I really loved what the guys were doing more than anything, how high they jumped, how effortless it was.
When I was little, I would burn ants with a magnifying glass. But now that I'm older, I'm more of a cat guy.