Thongs Quotes

Thongs Quote of the day

Thongs don't show. With jeans, you're always going to get panty lines and I think that's just a big mistake.

It does not matter what the whip is; it is none the less a whip, because you have cut thongs for it out of your own souls.

Sometimes a thong completely betrays you.

I love thongs. The day they were invented, sunshine broke through the clouds.

It feels like I could go outside with a bikini thong on right now.

When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.

Thongs are the leading cause of pregnancy in the United States.

Women do a lot of uncomfortable things for men - and I appreciate it all. I appreciate high heels. I appreciate thongs.

Two thongs don't make a right.

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman.

I prefer little hotpant-like shorts, but I wear thongs too.

I can already feel myself getting fed up with boys and I haven't had anything to do with them yet" - Georgia Nicolson

As she left my room I knew I should shut up. But you know when you should shut up because you really should just shut up...but you keep on and on anyway? Well, I had that.

I can't stand VPL, visible panty line. So I'm wondering how many other people out there are wearing thongs.

What's funny is that male strippers don't wear thongs anymore. They wear flat backs.

Nothing shocks me anymore. I've embraced men in thongs, I've embraced women with padded bras. I mean, I can embrace Larry King saying 'fierce.'