Thor Quotes

Thor Quote of the day

Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.

You know when I told you the joke about how a friend will help you move, but a real friend will help you move a body? I was only kidding.

Nevermore shall men make slaves of others! Not in Asgard--not on Earth--not any place where the hammer of Thor can be swung--or where men of good faith hold freedom dear!

If he's like any other man I've ever met, it's not my smile he's going to be looking at.

There is nothing more reassuring than knowing that the world is crazier than you are.

Worthiness should not be defined by the whims of magic weapons. Rise, my son, and let the hammer be damned. Rise and remember the hero that you are.

Those movies... ridiculously inaccurate. The real gods of Asgard — Thor, Loki, Odin, and the rest — are much more powerful, much more terrifying than anything Hollywood could concoct.

Oh, one more thing, ' Thor calls out. 'If I know my prophecy, and I do, you beautiful ladies had best start looking for a boat!