Three Quotes

I'd like to think I'm a normal sort of guy, but go to my mum and she'll probably say, 'You know,Chris was always the daughter out of my three boys.'

I'm eighty-three and I've been smoking since I was eleven. I'm suing the cigarette company because it promised to kill me and it hasn't.

We may need to change the way we think. As in Israel, I think there should be a mandatory draft, where you go away for the service of your country for three years.

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days.

If I can break one out of every three return games, I'm going to give myself a shot in a lot of matches.

The Constitution is government's stop sign. It says, you - the three branches of government - can go so far and no farther.

Last night we had three small zucchini for dinner that were grown within fifty feet of our back door. I estimate they cost somewhere in the neighborhood of $371.49 each.

All my wife does is shop - once she was sick for a week, and three stores went under.

When I got to the hospice I was under the impression it would be a two- or three-week stay. But here I still am, six weeks later, and I've gotten so well Medicare won't pay for me anymore.

If it takes you three years to set up a studio, and you've made one track with that setup, then the logical thing to do is not change anything and just do another one using the same set of sounds.

Having three daughters, it is important for me to set a good example and teach them to make decisions that are healthy for your heart no matter what age you are.

I will do my best to reduce the price of oil to expand the life span of oil at least for two decades or three decades.

Only three things can change our lives dreams, suffering and love

The burden of keeping three people in toilet paper seemed to me rather a heavy one.

I've become quite a serious explorer: I've been to Everest three times; I'm the oldest man to reach the North Pole; and I've just been to the lost world of Venezuela.

And I played in jazz band as well during all three years in school.

Sometimes my work needs to be photographic, sometimes it needs words, sometimes it needs to have a relationship to music, sometimes it needs to have all three and become a video projection.

Height, width, and depth are the three phenomena which I must transfer into one plane to form the abstract surface of the picture, and thus to protect myself from the infinity of space.

I love thrift shopping. You can get ten things because everything costs, like, three dollars.

A PhD in Mathematics is three years of guessing it wrong, plus one week of getting it right and writing a dissertation.

Daily, I examine myself in three areas. Have I done my best when doing things for others? Have I been trustworthy in my dealings with my friends? Have I revised the lessons I have been taught?

If it has more than three chords, it's jazz.

Each of us is full of too many wheels, screws and valves to permit us to judge one another on a first impression or by two or three external signs.

But I always say, one's company, two's a crowd, and three's a party

Pure essence, and pure matter, and the two joined into one were shot forth without flaw, like three bright arrows from a three-string bow.

It struck him as a bit unfair that, at the age of eight, he should have manifested the same sense of solitude that haunted him at forty-three.

Everyone has three lives: a public life, a private life, and a secret life.

I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'

The three essentials of Hinduism are belief in God, in the Vedas as revelation, in the doctrine of Karma and transmigration.

My observation is that whenever one person is found adequate to the discharge of a duty... it is worse executed by two persons, and scarcely done at all if three or more are employed therein.

A miniature village in Bournemouth caught fire and the flames could be seen nearly three feet away.

Since the end of the World War II, the United States has fought three "small" wars...we lost all three of them and for the same reason-hubris.

Here's my theory about meetings and life: the three things you can't fake are erections, competence and creativity.

Marriage is the torment of one, the felicity of two, the strife and enmity of three.

You need three or five hands to play Ligeti.

When every province of the world so teems with inhabitants that they can neither subsist where they are nor remove themselves elsewhere.

You're not useful to me until you've made three momentous mistakes.

According to this philosophy, each man consists of three parts - the body, the internal organ or the mind, and behind that, what is called the Atman, the Self.

It has been said that a bride's attitude towards her betrothed can be summed up in three words: Aisle. Alter. Hymn.

Movie SF is, by definition, dumbed down - there have only been three or four SF movies in the history of film that aspire to the complexity of literary SF.

You can't say my team aren't winners. They've proved that by finishing fourth, third and second in the last three years.

I am among those who firmly believe that a round of golf should not take more than three and a half hours, four at most. Anything longer than that is not a round of golf, it's life in Albania.

And will I tell you that these three lived happily ever after? I will not, for no one ever does. But there was happiness. And they did live.

Always keep in mind that if God didn't want a man to have mulligans, golf balls wouldn't come three to a sleeve.

I'm a thug, but I swear for three days I cried.

I was three over. One over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool.

Heaven has given human beings three things to balance the odds of life: hope, sleep, and laughter.

The three most important things in retail are location, location, location. The three most important things for our consumer business are technology, technology, technology.

I live in a high rise with my family part of the year in New York and I don't know three quarters of the people in the building. We live in the same square-footage and I wouldn't know who they were.

An ancient adage warns, "Never go to sea with two chronometers; take one or three."