Three Quotes

Iowa's the worst. Iowa's just nothing, just flat as far as you can see. It's the only state in the country where you can stand on your front porch and actually watch your dog run away for three days.

I only drank for three years of my life, but I drank enough in those three years to last me the rest of my life... It's a religious thing.

How did you die?" "We er....drowned in a bathtub." "All three of you?" "It was a big bathtub.

Never trust a second thought. Where there is two there is three. You will end up thinking forever.

Business money reattaches worldwide Deep inside stops the diamond rocks In a million world, billion world, quitrillion world Rap moves on to the year three thousand

The foundation for our self-image is grounded in the first three years of life. It comes from our major caretaker's mirroring.

I don't think I can be expected to take seriously any game which takes less than three days to reach its conclusion.

I see that you have made three spelling mistakes.

When one is consumed by the sorrows of life, three things give him relief: offspring, a wife, and the company of the Lord's devotees.

If I have not read a book before, it is, for all intents and purposes, new to me whether it was printed yesterday or three hundred years ago.

I just got my first bikini. It's a three-piece: a top, a botton, and a blindfold for you.

The band? No way! There ain't no band. The band is not 'the band' right now. It's just three guys.

The only thing bad about winning the pennant is that you have to manage the All-Star Game the next year. I'd rather go fishing for three years.

My pitch count as a general rule was 135. And I knew how many pitches I had when I went to the mound for the last three innings.

There may be said to be three sorts of lawyers, able, unable, and lamentable.

From where Winston stood it was just possible to read, picked out on its white face in elegant lettering, the three slogans of the Party: WAR IS PEACE FREEDOM IS SLAVERY IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH.

You've written three lines" "Three carefully considered lines,"Xavier objected. "Quality over quantity, remember

I always quit at three when my kids come home from school so I feel pretty spoiled

When I got pregnant my foot grew, but I was denying it. I've been denying it for three years

Anatomize the character of a successful hostess and the knife will lay bare the fact that she owes her position to one of three things: either she is liked, or she is feared, or she is important.

I very often have night terrors. Just think of the worst possible situation, and it's a regular thing for me. I've died in my sleep twenty-three different ways.

Leave three Englishmen in a room and they will invent a rule that prevents a fourth joining them.

Ornamental pattern work, to be raised above the contempt of reasonable men, must possess three qualities: beauty, imagination and order.

The Congress is a dysfunctional institution; its broken. One of our three branches of government is broken.

Legislation is about three fundamental things - affordability, access, and quality. That's what the American people want.

The careful reader of the New Testament will find three Christs described: - One who wished to preserve Judaism - one who wished to reform it, and one who built a system of his own

I looked into Mr. Putin's eyes, and I saw three letters, a "K," a "G," and a "B."

One, two, three...let's go shopping!

I always try to look at things as though I were remembering them three years later.

The most interesting thing about writing is the way that it obliterates time. Three hours seem like three minutes.

Pick at random any three letters from the alphabet, put them in any order, and you will have an acronym designating a federal agency we can do without.

I have three daughters and I find as a result I played King Lear almost without rehearsal.

Purity, perseverance, and energy- these three I want.

When Nixon died, on my radio show I started doing sketches with three basic conceits: One, there's a place called Heaven. Two, Nixon got in. And three, he's still taping.

There are three choices in life and sport - either you do it, you don't do it or you think about it. Most humans think about it. We will do it.

What keeps us playing our parts and going round and round the three lower worlds is not a Divine dictate, but ourselves, our own will-to-live, which comes from within ourselves.

So heavy is the chain of wedlock that it needs two to carry it, and sometimes three.

Delaware: a state that has three counties when the tide is out, and two when it is in.

When I'm writing I've been playing something for a couple of hours and I'm almost in a trance. At two or three in the morning you can actually see bits inspiration floating about and grab them.

A proverb has three characteristics: few words, good sense, and a fine image.

There are only two things that can destroy a healthy [hu]man: love trouble, ambition, and financial catastrophe. And that's already three things, and there are a lot more.

The 9th grade was the best three years of my life. I was benching 85 lbs, drug free!

I cannot consent to be led three or four hundred leagues out of my route, without its being by force of arms.

Three things I have longed to see ... The sea serpent, a white rhinoceros, and an unselfish man.

Great nations write their autobiographies in three manuscripts - the book of their deeds, the book of their words and the book of their art.

I know that if I have been working on one paragraph and I have written it three times, it goes in the bin. Unless it comes straight out, it is wrong, it is awkward, it does not fit.

The three things I fear most in golf are lightning, Ben Hogan and a downhill putt.

The brain weighs only three pounds, yet it is the most complex object in the solar system.

The problem with binge-watching on Netflix is that you lose three days of your life.

Mathematics-a wonderful science, but it hasn't yet come up with a way to divide one tricycle between three small boys.