Three Quotes

There is a difference between Iraq, where you have Sunni, Shia, and Kurds put together after the First World War by the Western powers. It doesn't work. It needs to break up into three parts.

There is nothing less important in life than the score after one game of a two out of three game match.

After three takes, [George Clooney] is like, 'We got it,' and I'm still thinking, 'I'm just getting used to this. I shouldn't have done it in a Russian accent.' No, he's great. He's a good guy.

Do something every day to market each of your books for three years.

I don't love the idea of three superstars coming together to form a dream team, I'd rather teams are built more organically, just as a fan it's more interesting to see.

Anybody under the age of forty knows hip-hop, gospel and R&B pretty well, and it's all a part of what we consider to be 'black music.' There is a natural synergy between the three.

Fish and guests in three days are stale.

An Englishman hath three qualities, he can suffer no partner in his love, no stranger to be his friend, nor to be dared by any.

Name three types of olives." "Olives! I wouldn't know one type!" "Well, there are three. You can get green ones, you can get black ones, or you can get stuffed.

Adam Smith and Malthus and Ricardo ! There is something about these three figures to evoke more than ordinary sentiments from us their children in the spirit.

No club that wins a pennant once is an outstanding club. One which bunches two pennants is a good club. But a team which can win three in a row really achieves greatness.

Rock'n'roll starts between the legs and goes through the heart, then to the head. As long as it does those three things, it's a great rock song.

Northern Ireland were in white, which was quite appropriate because three inches of snow had to be cleared from the pitch before kick off

Teenagers falling off skateboards - funny. Nut shots - funny. Breaking wind - funny. The world cannot change those. Those three things are columns upon which humor is built.

I had always thought that the idea of love at first sight was one of those things invented by lady novelists from the South with three names.

I think I'm a father, but a father of three kids! :)

Why, listening to Obama talk about his economic triumphs over the last three years might make you want to move to the country he was describing. Too bad that country exists primarily in his own head.

Whenever I did anything wrong, stupid or hard-hearted, and I have done many things that were all three, my mother always said "it is because you were too much indulged."

I made it about a three-day weekend so people wouldn't have to change their clothes a lot. We didn't have an art department; we didn't have a make-up department.

Men say they are of the same religion, for quietness' sake; but if the matter were well examined, you would scarce find three anywhere of the same religion on all points.

Every three or four shows, we have somebody that will come up onstage and propose marriage.

For every three machines, you lose two jobs out of the surrounding economy because people are dumping their money on gambling

I worked there [on Pontiac] three weeks, got really sick of it, went back home and joined the Air Force.

In our town, the most popular way out was joining the service. So my three best friends joined the Navy to get out. I didn't.

On an average day 7 minutes of news happens. Yet there are currently three full-time, 24-hour news networks.

When I see hipsters wearing Mao hats or Lenin T-shirts, I'm grateful. It's like truth-in-labeling. For now I know you are: Woefully ignorant, morally stunted, purposively asinine, or all three.

I usually write in my underwear, with a space heater running full blast, and three dogs sleeping at me feet.

Say, Britain, could you ever boast, Three poets in an age at most? Our chilling climate hardly bears A sprig of bays in fifty years.

We call for the three great stimulants of the exhausted ones, artifice, brutality, and innocence.

...my little blurb wasn't going to win me any speaker-of-the-year awards, but at least I hadn't tripped and fallen off the stage, crushing and killing three elderly jazz fans.

Note to self: It's hard to attain a state of no-mind when you're incredibly pumped up on tea and sugar and have to urinate every three and a half minutes.

You need to have a God, a lover, and an enemy, says the poet. Exactly: you need to have three enemies.

The way I use to develop an aerobic condition is three against three, man to man, in a square 20 metres by 20.

If you look at revenge we are still winning three one you know, so I don't think it is a question of revenge, is a question of a personal thing

It's a pity we can't play in two or three days as I like to play straight away after a bad game

Safe popular freedom consists of four things, the diffusion of liberty, of intelligence, of property, and of conscientiousness, and cannot be compounded of any three out of the four.

I am miracle ingredient Z-247. I'm immense. I'm a real, slam-bang, honest-to-goodness, three-fisted humdinger. I'm a bona fide supraman.

The entire western Siberian sub-Arctic region is melting, and it has all happened in the last three or four years.

My school is attended by near three hundred scholars.

After three days without one, the desire to read a newspaper vanished. And really, one was happier without.

In those days [the 1790s],the students paid their professors directly for the lectures-typically about three guineas a class (a guinea was worth slightly more than a pound).

My mom says that my dad coerced me into choosing the cello. He says that's not entirely true. I don't remember; I was three.

I wrote Sophies World in three months, but I was only writing and sleeping. I work for 14 hours a day when Im working on a book.

You know, I'm a comedian the same as Bill Maher and Jon Stewart. We all came up the same way. The three of us have interest in politics; I call us fundits, we're fundits! We're not pundits!

Does it bother me that I'm attached to 'Three's Company' 30 years after? Not at all. All we were trying to do was be funny. How can I complain? That's all I wanted to do.

[On home births:] In a house where there had been three people, there were now four, although no one had come in the door.

Three-quarters of the flags, borders and anthems sitting at the U.N. today were not there 60 some-odd years ago.

In Manhattan, I often do two or three or more shows a night, so I'm always working on new material.

If you develop 10 things, and you can get two or three made, that's a very high ration.

I love Coldplay. I love Steely Dan - Steely Dan's probably one of my top three bands of all time.