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Toaster Quote of the day

Never put a sock in a toaster.

Eddie Izzard

Toaster Quotes: "In any case, muffins that are only imaginary aren't liable to get stuck."

In any case, muffins that are only imaginary aren't liable to get stuck.

Thomas M. Disch, The Brave Little Toaster

Toaster Quotes: "I knew a kid who stuck a knife in the toaster on a few occasions. He learned it hurt. He grew up to be a great electrician."

I knew a kid who stuck a knife in the toaster on a few occasions. He learned it hurt. He grew up to be a great electrician.

Travis J. Dahnke, Write like no one is reading

Toaster Quotes: "The toaster (lacking real bread) would pretend to make two crispy slices of toast. Or, if the day seemed special in some way, it would toast an imaginary English muffin."

The toaster (lacking real bread) would pretend to make two crispy slices of toast. Or, if the day seemed special in some way, it would toast an imaginary English muffin.

Thomas M. Disch, The Brave Little Toaster

Toaster Quotes: "A person is not the same as a toaster."

A person is not the same as a toaster.

David Walton, Superposition