Toilet Paper Quotes

Toilet Paper Quote of the day

It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.

The wide screen reminds me of a roll of toilet paper.

I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.

Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.

I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting.

The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time.

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper

It's not hard to tell we was poor - when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline.

You can almost judge how screwed up somebody is by the kind of toilet paper they use. Go in any rich house and it's some weird coloured embossed stuff.

I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.

Our forests are not for toilet paper. They are worth more standing than cut. That deserves to be defended, not only by native peoples but also by environmentalists.

These were people who believed everything about the Soviet Union was perfect, but they were bringing their own toilet paper.

Success is like toilet paper, it only seems important when you don't have it.

The burden of keeping three people in toilet paper seemed to me rather a heavy one.

How can you put on a meaningful drama when every fifteen minutes proceedings are interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits with toilet paper?

European toilet paper is made from the same material that Americans use for roofing, which is why Europeans tend to remain standing throughout soccer matches.

My aunt in Knoxville would bring newspapers up, which we used for toilet paper. Before we used it, we'd look at the pictures.

If the entire week is a battlefield, reading the Bible is sort of like that parachute with the box of reserves that come in the middle of the war: food and water and the toothbrush and toilet paper.

Most of the time he [Marlon Brando] sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper.

If we all had all we wanted to eat, we'd crap too much. We'd have inflation in the toilet paper industry.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom.

Like when I'm in the bathroom looking at my toilet paper, I'm like 'Wow! That's toilet paper?' I don't know if we appreciate how much we have.

If you stay in a house and you go to the bathroom and there is no toilet paper, you can always slide down the banisters. Don't tell me you haven't done it.

Can't nobody [mess] with me. I'm like toilet paper, Pampers and toothpaste. I'm definitely proven to be effective.

Time kept on and on like the cheapest toilet paper.

Life before toilet paper was not worth living.

You know you're lazy when you run out of toilet paper and use the cardboard roll to wipe with.

When you look at the sheer volume of paper usage in the U.S. alone, it's truly frightening: paper towels, toilet paper, napkins, writing paper. Our consumption of trees is endless.

I cut coupons, love specials and believe in buying toilet paper and toothpaste in bulk. It's just who I am.

When you go to jail, there's so much simple stuff missing. You just want some good toilet paper or a real toothbrush, a real blanket and a real bed to lay in.

Maybe I've moved to the dark side, but it's clean and nice and we never run out of toilet paper.

I'm like toilet paper, toothpaste and certain amenities - I'm proven to be good. I've still got 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 years left.

There was no glam squad, whatsoever. There were no dressing rooms. There were no bathrooms. Let's start at our base level. We didn't have toilet paper. We went to the woods to use the bathroom.

You can't put toilet paper in the toilet [in the space ship], so there's a separate vacuum can in front of you on the wall and when you're done, you put the toilet paper in there and seal that up.

The only thing I use the Rolling Stone for is toilet paper when I run out.

As with marathon runs and lengths of toilet paper, there had to be standards to measure up to.

We buy our own toilet paper even here in the White House.

Art is borne out of necessity. Music is a tool and men are doers. When a relationship is working, you don't need to write a song-you need to get toilet paper.

The Persian rug served as their country with people living injade green jungles and others living in an opal cream sky.They were so light. No one would ever be able to tell thatthey had lived there.