Toilet Quotes
You know you're lazy when you run out of toilet paper and use the cardboard roll to wipe with.
There was no glam squad, whatsoever. There were no dressing rooms. There were no bathrooms. Let's start at our base level. We didn't have toilet paper. We went to the woods to use the bathroom.
Passing their toilet training is the very last thing that some adults did that has made their parents proud of them.
No, thanks, " said Harry. "The toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it— it might be sick." Then he ran, before Dudley could work out what he'd said.
There probably was a time when the idea of having a toilet inside a house was repulsive.
Staying with detractors is like sleeping in a room located just behind the public toilet. You will never feel comfortable until you relocate.
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl...there's a little voice that say, 'I wonder where he would go...'...if it hadn't been for his head...
Social networks are so full of wasted time - they could be compared to a waste disposal system. Flush, before you go and waste no time to go.
The flush toilet, more than any single invention, has 'civilized' us in a way that religion and law could never accomplish.
The trail of lime trees outside our building is still a public loo. …where else are they supposed to go to the toilet in a city where public toilets are about as common as UFO sightings?” (pp.281-82)
The Persian rug served as their country with people living injade green jungles and others living in an opal cream sky.They were so light. No one would ever be able to tell thatthey had lived there.