Toilets Quotes

As he flushed, an unexpected realization hit him. This is the Pope's toilet, he thought. I just took a leak in the Pope's toilet. He had to chuckle. The Holy Throne.

There is nothing as relaxing as being out on the open sea, listening to the waves and the wind and the sails and voices downstairs yelling "HOW DO YOU FLUSH THESE TOILETS?"

I was the only westerner to succeed in a place that's like a toilet, and you always come out of a toilet with a smell.

Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush.

I loved being in Trainspotting and having to dive into the filthiest toilet in Scotland.

Sensitive. That killed me. That guy Morrow was about as sensitive as a toilet seat.

If it were thought that anything I wrote was influenced by Robert Frost, I would take that particular piece of mine, shred it, and flush it down the toilet, hoping not to clog the pipes.

No organization works if the toilets don't work, but I don't believe that finding solutions to business problems is my job.

We once installed a $1.49 trap in a woman's toilet and she never had ghost problems again.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom.

My dad used to flush my mother's head down the toilet. I was so screwed up.

If we all had all we wanted to eat, we'd crap too much. We'd have inflation in the toilet paper industry.

Why do I continue making movies? Making movies is better than cleaning toilets.

Growing up, I had a front row seat to seeing two people work really hard. My dad scrubbed toilets at a private Catholic school for a while and that was to help me get through school.

I didn't understand how. But the toilets had responded to me. I had become one with the plumbing.

I cleaned toilets and shined shoes.

Are you really going to let a toilet stand in the way of you and financial independence?

She cleans a toilet inside and out under a minute. More like terrifying

People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.

All my good reading, you might say, was done in the toilet.

Never thought I’d intentionally sleep on a bathromm floor next to a toilet while sober, but I meant it when I said I would sleep anywhere with her.

You act like getting pregnant is a disease you can catch from public toilets.

When I find out a hotel doesn't have a DSL, it's like "What? There's no toilet?" Once you get used to high speed you ain't going back

The humble latrine, or flush toilet, reduces disease by twice as much as just putting in clean water.

Most modern homes are simply uninhabitable without electricity - you couldn't flush the toilet without it. It's a huge dependency situation.

Time kept on and on like the cheapest toilet paper.

I'd rather clean my toilet than go to a show-business party.

Can't nobody [mess] with me. I'm like toilet paper, Pampers and toothpaste. I'm definitely proven to be effective.

Trust me-that toilet and me were best friends for the first few days I was here.

I'm a girl who always looks at toilets and thinks Wow, how do we waste that much water when there are people who don't even have water?

I will go to the Opening of Anything, including a Toilet Seat

Is it possible that my sons-in-law will do toilets? If we raise boys to know that diapers need to be changed and refrigerators need to be cleaned, there's hope for the next generation.

There's nothing special about losing your virginity over a toilet.

If all you do is talk crap, I'll just flush the toilet.

And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl...there's a little voice that say, 'I wonder where he would go...'...if it hadn't been for his head.

I was lookin' high an' low for them Reds everywhere, I was lookin' in the sink an' underneath the chair. I looked way up my chimney hole, I even looked deep inside my toilet bowl.

It is never okay to use the toilet with the door open... I never want to know what comes out of there because sometimes I eat at that restaurant.

If a life goes down the toilet, it comes out in a river and meets the sea.

I always have my best thoughts on the toilet.

Any outfit that can't figure out clean toilets and decent theming on its own can't benefit from my advice.

The winner of the Westminster Dog Show gets to drink champagne - out of the toilet.

But, dear God, don't listen to me. I'm an old lady in the middle of nowhere without a real toilet.

... he trotted down the hallway on all fours and started in on his second favorite pastime, conversations with plumbing. Just what I needed: Stone, the Toilet Whisperer.

When did you ever hear of a child not in need? 'Oh that's enough jam tart for me, I'll just go now and clean the toilets.'

The miracle of modern science. The LEP pours millions into your department, Foaly, and all you can do is send Mud Boys to the toilet.

Books Are Good For Lots Of Uses, Not For Dropping In The Toilet.

I'm probably more famous for sitting on the toilet than for anything else that I do.

No one goes to the toilet in novels. You'd think none of us had bladders.

As with marathon runs and lengths of toilet paper, there had to be standards to measure up to.

Every time I went on the radio, I would take the crummiest radio station, the station that was like a toilet bowl. I would go on there and build up the ratings, so you couldn't do any worse.