Tonight Quotes

I would give anything for a female's hand on me tonight. they soften a man and then leave him listening to the rain.

It's hot tonight and half the neighborhood is drunk. the other half is dead. if I have any advice about writing poetry it's - don't. I'm going to send out for some fried chicken.

The [Donald's] Trump war on the press continues. Tonight, the national cost of a conservative media bubble, now featuring alien conspiracy theories. And about those Obamacare headlines.

I forgot he [Barack Obama] was black tonight for an hour.

Do you think anything else can go wrong tonight?" Kaden turned to look at Nicholas coming up behind her and nodded. "Yes ma'am. I'd say all kinds of things could go wrong.

If you are in here tonight and you have never contemplated suicide…you've never truly been in love. If you're in here tonight and you have never contemplated murder…you've never been divorced.

Now let's try that again. Ask my wife nice, and maybe I'll let you sleep in the same bed as your teeth tonight.

Cole, you stay right where you are. Miz has enough people at ringside tonight.

Every comedian dreams of hosting 'The Tonight Show' and, for seven months, I got to. I did it my way, with people I love, and I do not regret a second.

Earlier tonight the second Republican debate took place here in California. With 10 men and only one woman, everyone thought they were watching 'The Bachelorette.'

I'm not comfortable leaving my house. If someone invites me over, I would go but it's not like I'm one to say, 'Hey, let's hang out at your house tonight.'

We may see Michael Jackson's baby before we know the final outcome of this race for the House of Representatives tonight.

I found someones passport on the ground tonight. Where do you sell these things?

The first game was different but tonight we were just worried about getting ourselves back on track. It's another loss. We've got to keep going, keep trying to get out of this and win on Saturday.

So let us sleep outside tonight, Lay down in our mother's arms, for here we can rest safely.

I think a lot of that album ["Tonight" ] is still very good . . . the songs, but I think I was indifferent to the arrangements.

Tonight, I've finally learned to tell fantasy from reality. And, knowing the difference, I choose fantasy.

Mitt Romney was a guest on 'The Tonight Show' on NBC. It's interesting — you have an empty suit trying to please everyone, and then Romney comes out.

Right after the show tonight, I'm going to the New York City car show. You get to see the models that will be crashed next year by drunken Secret Service agents.

Meryl Streep is on the program tonight. I like to throw her a little work whenever I can.

Welcome to the program. My name is Dave Letterman, and tonight I'm giving my two-week notice.

Bill Murray is on the show tonight. Next week I'll be Goggling 'foods that improve prostate health.'

I'll be honest with you. It's beginning to look like I'm not going to get 'The Tonight Show.'

I got a call from my mom today, she says, 'Well, David, I see you didn't get the 'Tonight Show' again.'

Maybe there's nothing impossible tonight. We're down the hole to Wonderland, and no White Rabbit to guide us." If I remember correctly, the White Rabbit was an unreliable guide, anyway.

Wondering what I'm doing tonight I've been in the closet and feel all right

There is not wrong, there is no right, and I will sleep very well tonight.

If you leave me here," the guy on the floor said, "he'll kill me tomorrow morning." Parker looked at him. "So you've still got tonight," he said.

Nearly 180,000 illegal immigrants with criminal records, ordered deported from America, are tonight roaming free to threaten peaceful citizens.

Take me home tonight, listen honey, just like Ronnie sang, be my little baby.

Your husband this morning! Mine tonight! What do you take him for?' 'A man' smiled Cynthia. 'And therefore, if you won't let me call him changeable, I'll coin a word and call him consolable.

We think that maybe feminism isn't appropriate anymore, since Western women have really made enormous strides. But check out the rest of the world if you'd like to not be able to sleep tonight.

Come on, if you don't win tonight it doesn't mean you're not a good person, it just means you're not a good actor.

Someone saved my life tonight, sugar bear, you almost had your hooks in me, didn't you dear?

But in the meantime all the life you have or ever will have is today, tonight, tomorrow, today, tonight, tomorrow, over and over again (I hope).

All quiet along the Potomac tonight, no sound save the rush of the river, while soft falls the dew on the face of the dead, the picket's off duty forever.

I had hoped to hear the President tonight tell the Congress and the American people exactly how he plans to tackle some of the important issues facing this country, unfortunately I did not.

Do your job and do it right, life's a ball, TV tonight.

Tonight I have inundated you with the mystical kundalini. Now, of course, I'm moving into the supra-conscious; it's kind of a doubleheader this evening.

Tonight is not the end of the world. This is our hot tip of the evening.

The Capitol looks beautiful and I am honored to be at work tonight.

My first appearance as a guest on The Tonight Show was in '81.

It was early on when I was really focused and obsessed with doing The Tonight Show and Letterman and stuff like that. Then, I quickly realized that those things don't make or break a career.

Tonight I gave you my soul, and I am dead." - Christine, from Gaston Leroux's: The Phantom of the Opera.

Weather tonight: dark. Turning partly light by morning.

Tonight's forecast: DARK. Continued mostly dark tonight, turning to wildly scattered light in the morning

It's good to see people not smoking. You get dressed up, and you smoke, and it gets in your clothes. You go, 'What should I wear tonight?' 'I don't know, honey, how about something menthol?'

Tonight, the daughter of an immigrant from Italy has been chosen to run for vice president in the new land my father came to love.

If you watch tonight's show, I believe you know that I believe we're heading into deep and treacherous waters.

I'm just saying, tonight, if you're going through a breakup and you're drinking, don't call. Just don't do it. Don't call. Because here's the thing: booze has information in it!