Toothpaste Quotes

Toothpaste Quote of the day

I have a bag with a toothbrush and toothpaste and all the things I might need during the day. I call the bag my trailer. Sometimes you don't have a trailer, so that's my trailer.

Posing the question: does the god of love use underarm deodorant, vaginal spray and fluoride toothpaste?

Once you squeeze toothpaste out, you can't put it back into the tube. The same is true with our words. Once we say something hurtful, we can't take it back

I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space.

Inflation is like toothpaste. Once it's out, you can hardly get it back in again.

Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back.

I've had Botox, but then again pretty much everyone I know has. To me, Botox is no more unusual than toothpaste. It works. You do it once a year - who cares?

There is always a little more toothpaste in the tube. Think about it.

Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to get it back in.

I tell you what I envy about people in love - I'd love it if someone knew me I mean really knew me. What I like what I'm afraid of what kind of toothpaste I use." - Rose Morgan

Americans think the only funny Brits are John Cleese, Benny Hill and whoever makes our toothpaste. They're not laughing with us, they are laughing at us.

You cant put the toothpaste back in the tube.

I've always loved words. I ate up all the books I could get my hands on, and when I couldn't get books, I read candy wrappers and labels on cereal and toothpaste boxes.

I Was so Drunk, I Thought a Tube of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food.

For most celebrities, the biggest meal of the day is toothpaste (they use reduced-fat Crest).

I don't go looking for somewhere to spend my money. You can step on a tube of toothpaste for a week, if you have to. I spend what I need to and give it away.

Some things just aren't meant to go together. Things like oil and water. Orange juice and toothpaste.

No gunfire, famine, or flies. Just lots of toothpaste, gardening and people stuff.

The public hardly suspects that their purchase of cosmetics, pet food, toothpaste, eggs and other common items have, in all likelihood, caused some form of animal suffering.

I got some tartar-control toothpaste a while back. I've still got tartar, but it's under control.

Most entertainment is trying to get you. It's tested, like toothpaste.

Can't nobody [mess] with me. I'm like toilet paper, Pampers and toothpaste. I'm definitely proven to be effective.

I've got a grocery bill at the end of every month.Our toothpaste, our orange juice, that all gets paid. But I - it is true that I don't carry my wallet that often.

When you live alone, you can be sure that the person who squeezed the toothpaste tube in the middle wasn't committing a hostile act.

My mother began to go crazy. Not in a 'Let's paint the kitchen red!' sort of way. But crazy in a 'gas oven, toothpaste sandwhich, I am God' sort of way.

I thought I started acting at 5 or 6, it was really when they were interviewing real families for a toothpaste commercial. They interviewed our family.

Have you ever thought about toothpaste? Ellen has! And she makes a point about all of the types of toothpaste that Colgate offers!

When you brush your teeth, I'll squeeze the toothpaste.

There seems to be a common strain of miserliness in the American people when it comes to throwing away toothpaste tubes which havea little left in the bottom.

I'm like toilet paper, toothpaste and certain amenities - I'm proven to be good. I've still got 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 years left.

― Why does toothpaste give me headache?

That transparency is important. Look at what's inside products and seek out those that contain natural, plant-based ingredients - from toothpaste to cosmetics.

A transition is taking place in Egypt. In my judgement, there is no going back. I think the old expression, "They're not going to put the toothpaste back in the tube on this one.

I cut coupons, love specials and believe in buying toilet paper and toothpaste in bulk. It's just who I am.

Communists all seem to wear small caps, a look I consider better suited to tubes of toothpaste than to people.